Allow me to introduce myself...

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Name: Nurse Enabler
Holy name: None yet
Alias: Gonad Collection Agent, Hey lady what the fuck are you doing, et cetera.
Age: 37
Location: Tucson.
School: Some college.
Current employment: Animal euthanasia specialist for Animal Control.
Leisure:  Walking my dogs, reading books, tying up Doktor Howl and doing that thing.
Current projects/projects of interest: Watching Doktor Howl do stupid things for no apparent reason.
Origination: I was generated from the fryer grease that collects on the back of the deep fat fryers at Whattaburger.  I've been preying on Tucson ever since.

Well, helloooooooooooo, Nurse!

Frankly, I had anticipated at least one other person saying hello, but apparently, everyone's busy talking about British teeth and dogfucking.

Given the opportunity to say Hello Nurse and making fun of Englishmen, an Irishman will always choose the latter. Sorry. We're programmed for it.

Hello Nurse, btw.

[Richter]

NASL: Richter, I'm a 28ish dude currently occupying the Rhode Island area. 

Professional:  I'm a raging titmonkey (client / application support type), who moonlights at roofing, sheet metal, armor repair, and costume / weapon crafting. 

Hobbies:  Martial arts, carving, armor / stuff making as above, writing, reading, basic contact juggling, sailing, rowing, camping.

Interested In:  Postering, Counter - postering, writing / disseminating information and outrage, humorism, throwing "THEM" into sack and beating with pieces of the banister
   
How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?  I've been doing this for as long as I can remember.  One day someone (Suu) told me I was Discoridan.  It's like I sat down in the field, and the clubhouse got built over me before I could notice.  I intend to order a whisky and burn the place to the ground.  "Always leave things as you found them!" -B. Brasky

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

For some reason I thought I already said hi to the nurse.  But I didn't. So, hi Nurse Enabler!

[Hoser McRhizzy]

Origination: I was generated from the fryer grease that collects on the back of the deep fat fryers at Whattaburger.  I've been preying on Tucson ever since.

Welcome, fellow n00b.

[Salty]

Alty

• Demographics Discordian Lord Of Alaska. My region gave
  birth to Sarah Palin, so you may bow in awe to the epic horrors we are
  capable of unleashing. D/N/T. I'm 26 here in three weeks or so.
• Professional Info I was recently a massage therapist and
  all-around quasi-pseudo-psychosomaticist, but am now working for The
  Man™ and am loving every minute if it in a Stockholm Syndrome sort of
  way.
• What you like to do in your free time Mostly, I tend to my
  ample litter of young. I divide what's left between trying to
  socialize my awkward, hatefull, acrid* self, getting laid, finding ways
  to fuck with the ignorant shitnecks that surround me, playing the
  ukulele and harmonica (I have a thing for small things) singing and
  writing. Also, beer and whiskey.
• What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? I
  enjoy creating propaganda, finding ways to Make Things Worse, sharing
  the Horror. I love/hate America™ even though I hardly live there.
  
• How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found
  her?There were a few sources. Cain's excellent blog was linked
  from another website, a deep search into numerology (which led me to
  23 which led me to STFU about patterns that exist only in my head. For
  this I am eternally grateful to PD.com). TBH, Eris scares the fuck out
  of me but I charge forth regardless. In spite of it. I can only hope
  to live to regret it.   

*Thanks Net.

Also, please remember to:

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Hai Nurse Enabler, welcome to PeeDee.

Pixie-

Demographics- british, live in the arsecrack of the UK. I am 30 years old and female.

Professional Info- Nothing at the moment cos i am awaiting a proper diagnosis from my shrink. I used to work in catering and do McJobs, but now i just gain weight and hang out with Payne. I hope to retrain, (funding from the state willing) to do gardening or something outdoorsy that means I dotn have to deal with too many idiots.

Free time- All of my time is free. i mostly LARP and hang out with Payne, and go to Scotland for drinking and avoiding my meds. I enjoy reading, eating, befreinding random cats and the occasional beer. And I like trolling TCC. i also get made horny by art galleries.

Topics i am interested in- How my mental illness is formed. Art. Art history. Making jewellery.

How I found Eris and what I did when i found her.- i was Pagan, then Pineal, from about 2003, and then I found this place after getting the internet again. I read the PD several times whilst very high, and started to look at stuff like zenarchy. These days I am more of an empirical bent, which helps to deal with the being nuts thing.

I cannot be arsed to get pics into fread. Check spagbook. 

[themenniss]

Luke/Themenniss/Menniss/Bedroom Refugee.
    * Demographics. Male 17 and living in Kent (England's retirement home)
    * Professional Info. Studding Music, Maths and Physics in my last year of sixth form before i (hopefully) go on to study sound engineering.
    * What you like to do in your free time? I'm mostly a musician. during my early teenage years i played a lot of 'puter gaimz but i eventually realised that i could deprive myself of sleep doing much more worthwhile things than gaming. like trolling twilight fans and haters simultaneously with my group of friends known as 'The United Fronts of Resistance' and erm... drawing on one post-it note a day and placing it on my wall to form a backwards calender so i can remember what i did the night before.
    * What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Let's just say i'm building up a large collection of posters, stickers and googley eyes for this year...
    * How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? a good friend of mine directed me to the online version of the book about a year and a half ago and, after minutes of thorough  studying i was sightly enlightened. i signed up on here probably around a year ago now and it didn't really take the first time (i'd say it was more of a glancing hit. which we all know requires a roll of a 6 to destroy the vehicle.) but now i'm feeling more up to the apparent challenge of hanging about on an internet forum filled with people who are more interesting to study than the chavs down the local park. here's hoping.

[Thurnez Isa]

I didn't know in England you could retire at 17

[themenniss]

I didn't know in England you could retire at 17

You can't. Kent is known to me as 'England's retirement home' because of the alarming amount of OAP's  here. i mean fair play to them for moving down here for their retirement it's a beautiful county but if i see another fucking bowls club i may go on a cleansing spree.

[A Villager]

Demographic info your age, where you live, etc: My name is Deirdre, 26f, and I live in Boston, MA
Professional Info - your job, what you're studying (if in school), etc: I work next door to Nephew Twiddleton doing Sleep Research. I studied American History in college and want to pursue Museum Studies in Grad school.
What you like to do in your free time; Twid. (and I'm a bass player)
What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Don't know yet, I just got here and intend to lurk before getting too involved. I met LMNO and Dimo when Frost Heaves played at Church, but I prefer to keep a low profile.
How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? Partially from being forced to learn Latin in high school and partially from Twid. I haven't taken a lot of follow up action on this. I have more learning to do.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Demographic info your age, where you live, etc: My name is Deirdre, 26f, and I live in Boston, MA
Professional Info - your job, what you're studying (if in school), etc: I work next door to Nephew Twiddleton doing Sleep Research. I studied American History in college and want to pursue Museum Studies in Grad school.
What you like to do in your free time; Twid. (and I'm a bass player)
What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Don't know yet, I just got here and intend to lurk before getting too involved. I met LMNO and Dimo when Frost Heaves played at Church, but I prefer to keep a low profile.
How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? Partially from being forced to learn Latin in high school and partially from Twid. I haven't taken a lot of follow up action on this. I have more learning to do.

Hey love, welcome to PD. 

[A Villager]

Pics of me btw:

[Adios]

Welcome noobs!

[A Villager]

Welcome noobs!

Thanks
Twid is telling me (at this very moment) that you got a potential book deal- congrats!

[Adios]

Thanks!