Allow me to introduce myself...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?

[Don Coyote]

Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?

The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?

The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.

[Don Coyote]

Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?

The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.

The next one is going to be a hipster.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?

The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.

The next one is going to be a hipster.

Without Buddy Holly glasses, skinny jeans, or flannel?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?

The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.

The next one is going to be a hipster.

Without Buddy Holly glasses, skinny jeans, or flannel?

And not a tall bike to be seen. 

[Don Coyote]

Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?

The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.

The next one is going to be a hipster.

Without Buddy Holly glasses, skinny jeans, or flannel?

And not a tall bike to be seen. 

I am buying a penny-farthing and getting a pair of Buddy Holly glasses AND a kilt.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?

The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.

The next one is going to be a hipster.

Without Buddy Holly glasses, skinny jeans, or flannel?

And not a tall bike to be seen. 

I am buying a penny-farthing and getting a pair of Buddy Holly glasses AND a kilt.

That there is the road to perdition, Coyote.  The road to fucking perdition, I say!

[Don Coyote]

Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?

The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.

The next one is going to be a hipster.

Without Buddy Holly glasses, skinny jeans, or flannel?

And not a tall bike to be seen. 

I am buying a penny-farthing and getting a pair of Buddy Holly glasses AND a kilt.

That there is the road to perdition, Coyote.  The road to fucking perdition, I say!

Wait until I can grow a ratty goatee.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?

The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.

The next one is going to be a hipster.

Without Buddy Holly glasses, skinny jeans, or flannel?

And not a tall bike to be seen. 

I am buying a penny-farthing and getting a pair of Buddy Holly glasses AND a kilt.

That there is the road to perdition, Coyote.  The road to fucking perdition, I say!

Wait until I can grow a ratty goatee.

I may not live that long.  I'm middle-aged, already.

[Don Coyote]

Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?

The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.

The next one is going to be a hipster.

Without Buddy Holly glasses, skinny jeans, or flannel?

And not a tall bike to be seen. 

I am buying a penny-farthing and getting a pair of Buddy Holly glasses AND a kilt.

That there is the road to perdition, Coyote.  The road to fucking perdition, I say!

Wait until I can grow a ratty goatee.

I may not live that long.  I'm middle-aged, already.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Anyway, Shatterbrain, welcome aboard, even if you don't quite cut the mustard as a Guido.

[Shatterbrain]

Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?

The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.

Look, a funny new picture! Am I internet popular yet??

Anyway, Shatterbrain, welcome aboard, even if you don't quite cut the mustard as a Guido.

Thanks

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Pretend guidos.

Right.  No orange spray-on tan, and no hideous bling.

What kind of second rate shit are they pulling, here?

The horrible kind?

At least he isn't a wiccan. Right?

Excellent point.  But I still feel ripped off.  Here he is, claiming to be a Guido, and he's missing two of the most important attributes.

Look, a funny new picture! Am I internet popular yet??

Anyway, Shatterbrain, welcome aboard, even if you don't quite cut the mustard as a Guido.

Thanks

Fucking win. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

We're all about bad photoshop.  For example...