Allow me to introduce myself...

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I've heard of a pissing contest, but GPOO, are you starting up a shitting contest?

[Doktor Howl]

I've heard of a pissing contest, but GPOO, are you starting up a shitting contest?

D/N/T.

[LMNO]

I DEMAND it reaches the levels of the Infamous Orange-Eating Contest.

[Jasper]

Welcome, Galactic Poo.  

[Doktor Howl]

I DEMAND it reaches the levels of the Infamous Orange-Eating Contest.

That was the stupidest thing I've ever witnessed on PD.  

Cram is now a GOD in the eyes of my daughter and I.

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

I DEMAND it reaches the levels of the Infamous Orange-Eating Contest.

That was the stupidest thing I've ever witnessed on PD.   

Cram is now a GOD in the eyes of my daughter and I.

And I demand someone tell me where this orange-eating contest is, so I can revive and best you all! XDD

I had video evidence of the horrors that occurred every night at midnight when I entered the room of the commode. But as soon as I posted it on the interwebz, unknown organizations labeled me as a terrorist and banned me from every website on the internet.

All I am now is an alias.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I DEMAND it reaches the levels of the Infamous Orange-Eating Contest.

That was the stupidest thing I've ever witnessed on PD.  

Cram is now a GOD in the eyes of my daughter and I.

And I demand someone tell me where this orange-eating contest is, so I can revive and best you all! XDD

I had video evidence of the horrors that occurred every night at midnight when I entered the room of the commode. But as soon as I posted it on the interwebz, unknown organizations labeled me as a terrorist and banned me from every website on the internet.

All I am now is an alias.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25567.0

You're not going to win. But prepare to shit yourself with laughter.

[Doktor Howl]

I DEMAND it reaches the levels of the Infamous Orange-Eating Contest.

That was the stupidest thing I've ever witnessed on PD.   

Cram is now a GOD in the eyes of my daughter and I.

And I demand someone tell me where this orange-eating contest is, so I can revive and best you all! XDD

I had video evidence of the horrors that occurred every night at midnight when I entered the room of the commode. But as soon as I posted it on the interwebz, unknown organizations labeled me as a terrorist and banned me from every website on the internet.

All I am now is an alias.

Cram ate so many oranges that he actually shat his pants at work.

We are all pale shadows of that kind of epic performance.  That fucker walks on water, as far as I am concerned.

My daughter has demanded his embalmed body upon his death, so that she may build a temple around it on 4th ave.

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

So I take it that was not actually a forum-discussed battle and I really did miss out on seeing it?

That's just lame man.

[Doktor Howl]

So I take it that was not actually a forum-discussed battle and I really did miss out on seeing it?

That's just lame man.

It was an actual competition.

Cram shat himself, Suu made herself ill, IIRC, Nigel was a champ but didn't have the body mass to deal (again, IIRC, details are hazy), and everyone else stood in awe at the destruction of so many intestines.

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

It's just not as cool hearing about it second hand though...

[Doktor Howl]

It's just not as cool hearing about it second hand though...

I know.  I've met all of these people IRL, and it really added to the spectacle, being able to imagine their faces on orange 8 or 9.

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

So who wins the poo contest?

[LMNO]

Roger.

Sorry, kid.

[Jasper]

So who wins the poo contest?

Start thread.  Post pics.

You may get modded and ridiculed, but if nobody posts pics that beat yours, I think you win.