Allow me to introduce myself...

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

Roger.

Sorry, kid.

How the hell does HE win? He wasn't even in the contest! 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

So who wins the poo contest?

Start thread.  Post pics.

You may get modded and ridiculed, but if nobody posts pics that beat yours, I think you win.

Label NSFW too.

[Jasper]

Yes.

Very official.

Do it.

[Cramulus]

actually we did have a marathon poop contest here once. There used to be a user named Hunter S Durden. We printed out a page with nine copies of his face on it. Every time you took a dump, you had to rip off one face and flush it with your poo. The first person to flush hunter's face 9 times won.

Richter won with his amazing bowel control.

but this was about poop speed, not quality

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=14431.msg458044#msg458044

[Doktor Howl]

Roger.

Sorry, kid.

I'M A MAD, MAD MAN!  I POOMPED ON THE WORLD!

[Jasper]

This is the powershit playoffs we're talking about.  If your stools don't fracture porcelain, your colon is wack.

[Doktor Howl]

Roger.

Sorry, kid.

How the hell does HE win? He wasn't even in the contest! 

Sure he was.  But he's dead now, from inverting himself on the toilet.  I have taken his place as the Mark Phelps of pooping.

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

Don't you mean Michael?

[Doktor Howl]

Don't you mean Michael?

DAMMIT, GPOO, I'M A DOKTOR, NOT AN ANTHROPOLOGIST!

I can't tell these simians apart.

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

Even a doctor should know the difference, Howl.

[Doktor Howl]

Even a doctor should know the difference, Howl.

A doctor, yes.  But they are far too entangled in the day to day lives of the monkeys that infest my planet.

A Doktor, on the other hand, has far more important concerns.  Mostly having to do with plans to eliminate said primates.

No offense.

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

Kill Michael Phelps in the water first without a gun and then we'll see about eliminating the rest of the primates.

[Doktor Howl]

Kill Michael Phelps in the water first without a gun and then we'll see about eliminating the rest of the primates.

I WOULD STRIKE THE SUN ITSELF, IF IT OFFENDED ME.

Dok Howl,
I AM AHAB

[East Coast Hustle]

actually we did have a marathon poop contest here once. There used to be a user named Hunter S Durden. We printed out a page with nine copies of his face on it. Every time you took a dump, you had to rip off one face and flush it with your poo. The first person to flush hunter's face 9 times won.

Richter won with his amazing bowel control.

but this was about poop speed, not quality

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=14431.msg458044#msg458044

ahem.

I believe you are robbing the rightful victor of that contest of his proper dues.

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I was responsible for the unflushable Great Brown Snake at my old work that sent the entire building on a witch hunt for the entire week.

They never found out by the way. Maybe I should mail them a postcard claiming responsibility.