Allow me to introduce myself...

[Adios]

I am the only conservative allowed on this board. I have my token here somewhere.....

[Doktor Howl]

A typing error on my very first post? Not a good start!

Aw, Dok is just giving you shit. He's actually very lovable and sweet and the nicest guy here. Really.

I am.  I'm sort of the Leo Buscaglia of PD.  I leave huge, steaming piles of love everywhere I go, despite the inexplicable screams of the locals and the angry words leveled at me from the local pulpits.  They aren't a friendly bunch here in Tucson.

You are a hero and a saint, and the image of good citizenship.

Tell that to the VFW and the American Legion, both of which have banned me for life over some rather simple misunderstandings.

[Adios]

A typing error on my very first post? Not a good start!

Aw, Dok is just giving you shit. He's actually very lovable and sweet and the nicest guy here. Really.

I am.  I'm sort of the Leo Buscaglia of PD.  I leave huge, steaming piles of love everywhere I go, despite the inexplicable screams of the locals and the angry words leveled at me from the local pulpits.  They aren't a friendly bunch here in Tucson.

You are a hero and a saint, and the image of good citizenship.

Tell that to the VFW and the American Legion, both of which have banned me for life over some rather simple misunderstandings.

...did they ever get that one rebuilt?

[Freeky]

A typing error on my very first post? Not a good start!

Aw, Dok is just giving you shit. He's actually very lovable and sweet and the nicest guy here. Really.

I am.  I'm sort of the Leo Buscaglia of PD.  I leave huge, steaming piles of love everywhere I go, despite the inexplicable screams of the locals and the angry words leveled at me from the local pulpits.  They aren't a friendly bunch here in Tucson.

You are a hero and a saint, and the image of good citizenship.

Tell that to the VFW and the American Legion, both of which have banned me for life over some rather simple misunderstandings.

You mean the fake vomit, and also The Incident?

[Doktor Howl]

A typing error on my very first post? Not a good start!

Aw, Dok is just giving you shit. He's actually very lovable and sweet and the nicest guy here. Really.

I am.  I'm sort of the Leo Buscaglia of PD.  I leave huge, steaming piles of love everywhere I go, despite the inexplicable screams of the locals and the angry words leveled at me from the local pulpits.  They aren't a friendly bunch here in Tucson.

You are a hero and a saint, and the image of good citizenship.

Tell that to the VFW and the American Legion, both of which have banned me for life over some rather simple misunderstandings.

You mean the fake vomit, and also The Incident?

We were only trying to have a good time.

[Freeky]

A typing error on my very first post? Not a good start!

Aw, Dok is just giving you shit. He's actually very lovable and sweet and the nicest guy here. Really.

I am.  I'm sort of the Leo Buscaglia of PD.  I leave huge, steaming piles of love everywhere I go, despite the inexplicable screams of the locals and the angry words leveled at me from the local pulpits.  They aren't a friendly bunch here in Tucson.

You are a hero and a saint, and the image of good citizenship.

Tell that to the VFW and the American Legion, both of which have banned me for life over some rather simple misunderstandings.

You mean the fake vomit, and also The Incident?

We were only trying to have a good time.

People have no sense of humor.

[Doktor Howl]

A typing error on my very first post? Not a good start!

Aw, Dok is just giving you shit. He's actually very lovable and sweet and the nicest guy here. Really.

I am.  I'm sort of the Leo Buscaglia of PD.  I leave huge, steaming piles of love everywhere I go, despite the inexplicable screams of the locals and the angry words leveled at me from the local pulpits.  They aren't a friendly bunch here in Tucson.

You are a hero and a saint, and the image of good citizenship.

Tell that to the VFW and the American Legion, both of which have banned me for life over some rather simple misunderstandings.

You mean the fake vomit, and also The Incident?

We were only trying to have a good time.

People have no sense of humor.

They have also questioned my patriotism, which puzzles me.

I mean, you do 10 years in the infantry, I'd say that settles the issue, right?

But no, propose breaking the country into 5 pieces, and you're suddenly kissing Osama Bin Ladin.

[Cramulus]

if I'm registered with the republican party but vote by die roll, what does that make me?

[Adios]

if I'm registered with the republican party but vote by die roll, what does that make me?

Retardican, Deluxe. 

[Doktor Howl]

if I'm registered with the republican party but vote by die roll, what does that make me?

North Carolina.

[Freeky]

if I'm registered with the republican party but vote by die roll, what does that make me?

A fascist and you kiss terrorists/brown people/both.

[Adios]

if I'm registered with the republican party but vote by die roll, what does that make me?

A fascist and you kiss terrorists/brown people/both.

A gay Nazi muslim? Holy Crap.

[Jenne]

if I'm registered with the republican party but vote by die roll, what does that make me?

A fascist and you kiss terrorists/brown people/both.

A gay Nazi muslim? Holy Crap.

...in MY PD?

It's more likely than you think.

[Don Coyote]

A typing error on my very first post? Not a good start!

Aw, Dok is just giving you shit. He's actually very lovable and sweet and the nicest guy here. Really.

I am.  I'm sort of the Leo Buscaglia of PD.  I leave huge, steaming piles of love everywhere I go, despite the inexplicable screams of the locals and the angry words leveled at me from the local pulpits.  They aren't a friendly bunch here in Tucson.

You are a hero and a saint, and the image of good citizenship.

Tell that to the VFW and the American Legion, both of which have banned me for life over some rather simple misunderstandings.

You mean the fake vomit, and also The Incident?

We were only trying to have a good time.

People have no sense of humor.

They have also questioned my patriotism, which puzzles me.

I mean, you do 10 years in the infantry, I'd say that settles the issue, right?

But no, propose breaking the country into 5 pieces, and you're suddenly kissing Osama Bin Ladin.

Wait what?

[Doktor Howl]

A typing error on my very first post? Not a good start!

Aw, Dok is just giving you shit. He's actually very lovable and sweet and the nicest guy here. Really.

I am.  I'm sort of the Leo Buscaglia of PD.  I leave huge, steaming piles of love everywhere I go, despite the inexplicable screams of the locals and the angry words leveled at me from the local pulpits.  They aren't a friendly bunch here in Tucson.

You are a hero and a saint, and the image of good citizenship.

Tell that to the VFW and the American Legion, both of which have banned me for life over some rather simple misunderstandings.

You mean the fake vomit, and also The Incident?

We were only trying to have a good time.

People have no sense of humor.

They have also questioned my patriotism, which puzzles me.

I mean, you do 10 years in the infantry, I'd say that settles the issue, right?

But no, propose breaking the country into 5 pieces, and you're suddenly kissing Osama Bin Ladin.

Wait what?

I accidentally a VFW when I proposed that we split America into 5 pieces, since it obviously can't get along with itself.

This put me on the same level as Zarqawi and/or Bin Ladin, in the eyes of the collection of ancient supply clerks, cooks, and other SF/SO/Ranger-types, all of which were apparently E7 or E8s upon their retirement.

Have I mentioned how much fun it is to troll the VFW/American Legion?