Allow me to introduce myself...

[Cain]

Whoever they were, they were using a proxy.  So, you know...

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

How many times has Pop-Tart been reincarnated?

And will he ever reach Nirvana?   

[Phox]

How many times has Pop-Tart been reincarnated?

And will he ever reach Nirvana?   

Well, I talked to Dave Grohl a few years ago at a Foo Fighters concert, and I did once see Kris Novoselic at an airport (I thought it was him, at least). However, I've been having trouble with my Necronomiphone lately, so I have been unable to call Kurt Cobain. If Pop-Tart knows how to reach Nirvana, I really, really wanna know. They were my favorite band when I was growing up.

[BadBeast]

How many times has Pop-Tart been reincarnated?

And will he ever reach Nirvana?   

Well, I talked to Dave Grohl a few years ago at a Foo Fighters concert, and I did once see Kris Novoselic at an airport (I thought it was him, at least). However, I've been having trouble with my Necronomiphone lately, so I have been unable to call Kurt Cobain. If Pop-Tart knows how to reach Nirvana, I really, really wanna know. They were my favorite band when I was growing up.

Kurt is still haunting Courtney, (Who is herself, possessed by the undead spirit of Nancy Spungen) and as soon as he disentagles himself from this godforsaken mess, promises to get back to you.

[bookends]

Ewww. Grunge Bands. 

[Doktor Howl]

AND YA DON'T STOP!
\

[bookends]

I will just set this down right here for a minute, brb.

[BadBeast]

I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.

(Hipster, hipster!)

[BadBeast]

I will just set this down right here for a minute, brb.

       

[Doktor Howl]

I will just set this down right here for a minute, brb.

Bye again, Pop Tart.

[BadBeast]

I will just set this down right here for a minute, brb.

Bye again, Pop Tart.

OMG, He has a tube of lube on his lap! That poor child/thing/sasquatch cub/whatever!

[Doktor Howl]

I will just set this down right here for a minute, brb.

Bye again, Pop Tart.

OMG, He has a tube of lube on his lap! That poor child/thing/sasquatch cub/whatever!

That's Daruko, whom Pop Tart is trying to impersonate.

[BadBeast]

I will just set this down right here for a minute, brb.

Bye again, Pop Tart.

OMG, He has a tube of lube on his lap! That poor child/thing/sasquatch cub/whatever!

That's Daruko, whom Pop Tart is trying to impersonate.

Wow, How crass can you get?

In that position, I would study a proper Troll, (like AKK) and then, maybe have a shot, but this is pathetic.

[wake-n-bake]

DUDES I'M SO HIGH RIGHT NOW JUST CALL ME WAKE OR SOMETHING I'LL ADD MORE LATER

[Doktor Howl]

DUDES I'M SO HIGH RIGHT NOW JUST CALL ME WAKE OR SOMETHING I'LL ADD MORE LATER

All the time it took you to find a proxy, generate an email addie, and register...And it took 3 seconds to ban you.

But I'll give you points for tenacity, Poptard.