Allow me to introduce myself...

[slothrop23]

Good evening.  I'm slothrop. i have been a member of pd for ages but haven't posted in a long time.  This is mainly due to the fact that i was very drunk very often and abused the boards and some of its member and hospitality.  I feel awful about this, no excuses.  I have however changed somewhat but I'm probably still an idiot, but not an ass. 



here is a picture of me.   

having been away from the boards for a long time, its really good to see lots of users and some really interesting posts.  My learning has been stunted of late and i hope to find some good reading and lurk, as I'm not really clever enough to add anything much.  anyway, thanks and hope to speak to some of you soon

[BadBeast]

Good evening.  I'm slothrop. i have been a member of pd for ages but haven't posted in a long time.  This is mainly due to the fact that i was very drunk very often and abused the boards and some of its member and hospitality.  I feel awful about this, no excuses.  I have however changed somewhat but I'm probably still an idiot, but not an ass.  



here is a picture of me.  

having been away from the boards for a long time, its really good to see lots of users and some really interesting posts.  My learning has been stunted of late and i hope to find some good reading and lurk, as I'm not really clever enough to add anything much.  anyway, thanks and hope to speak to some of you soon

Well, as long as you're sure you're not going to suddenly get drunk, and start abusing stuff/people left right and centre. This is a Peaceful Haven of Tranquility and Quiet Contemplation™, and we don't want drunken troublemakers coming in with their cans of Tennants Super, or kicking up a stink with their "Wind Turbines" and other hippy nonsense. At least you don't have a "Wolf" name.  I was going to say "Welcome", but seeing as how you've been a member since 93, It wouldn't feel right.

Also, why the four year break? Was what you posted so terrible?  It's OK if you feel unable to answer this,  (I'll check for myself in a minute, anyway) Also, if you've just got out of some awful institution somewhere, then please forget I said anything about the four years break, OK? It doesn't really matter. As far as I'm concerned, your debt to society is paid, clean slate and all that. Onwards and upwards eh?  

edit: West Ham?   

[slothrop23]

Hi Badbeast.  The site does seem a lot more chilled out, good stuff is happening.   The 4 year break was just to sort myself out, i wasnt who i wanted to be and that showed in various ways.  as to what i wrote im not sure and i dont want to look really, but it must have been idiotic or i would have come back.  no institution glad to say, it wasnt that bad, just me.  and unfortunately yes, west ham. you?
Thanks for the welcome too, much appreciated. 

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Gosh, if anyone would like to enjoy some quite serious tummy cramps and a bout of spectacular projectile pukeing, then yes morning glory seeds / extract thereof are ace.

I think I'll stick to snorting nutmeg and smoking banana peels thank you very much.

[Salty]

The one who posted the weird voicemails to the early 23AE blog? I fucking loved that shit.

I ran up SUCH a phone bill in the office doing those that they disabled international calling. I blamed a temp. I'll have to listen to those one day to have a giggle at my younger self being an arse I'd love to remember how they went, but that was during one of my year long benders.

Gosh, if anyone would like to enjoy some quite serious tummy cramps and a bout of spectacular projectile pukeing, then yes morning glory seeds / extract thereof are ace. As for the hallucinegenic effect of those aminita shrooms, your better off smoking a joint or spinning round and round on an office chair for all the psychoactive effects you are likely to get. Feeling the blood cut off in your extremities is kind of a trip, but other than that, nada. I'd go with Doks 'incorrect' fact as being truth there, as the effects from them that the group of testers experienced, was very similar to a mild poisoning, while the control group on the psilocybe liberty caps were tripping their fucking heads right off.

Also good for making decisions you're 169% sure to regret. Oh god, four hours of puking and losing consciousness intermittently followed by six months of losing my shit for no reason except those FUCKING seeds. Fuck them. In the ass.

[BadBeast]

The one who posted the weird voicemails to the early 23AE blog? I fucking loved that shit.

I ran up SUCH a phone bill in the office doing those that they disabled international calling. I blamed a temp. I'll have to listen to those one day to have a giggle at my younger self being an arse I'd love to remember how they went, but that was during one of my year long benders.

Gosh, if anyone would like to enjoy some quite serious tummy cramps and a bout of spectacular projectile pukeing, then yes morning glory seeds / extract thereof are ace. As for the hallucinegenic effect of those aminita shrooms, your better off smoking a joint or spinning round and round on an office chair for all the psychoactive effects you are likely to get. Feeling the blood cut off in your extremities is kind of a trip, but other than that, nada. I'd go with Doks 'incorrect' fact as being truth there, as the effects from them that the group of testers experienced, was very similar to a mild poisoning, while the control group on the psilocybe liberty caps were tripping their fucking heads right off.

Also good for making decisions you're 169% sure to regret. Oh god, four hours of puking and losing consciousness intermittently followed by six months of losing my shit for no reason except those FUCKING seeds. Fuck them. In the ass.

Oh blame the seeds! Everyone blames the seeds! 
And the Ammonitas I've taken are as trippy as Psils.

[Salty]

I blame my evolutionary anscestors for not anticipating my desire to eat them and thus failing to develop a proper tolerance for me.

[BadBeast]

Why would you want to eat your evolutionary ancestors? That would cause some freaky paradox, ending up in you never being born!

[Labby Rinth]

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[Doktor Howl]

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Looks like a bot.

[Freeky]

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Looks like a bot.

Wait, wasn't Kai talking about some language that looked like this?

[Labby Rinth]

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Looks like a bot.

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[Doktor Howl]

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Looks like a bot.

Wait, wasn't Kai talking about some language that looked like this?

Don't know.  But this is stupid as fuck, no matter how clever it makes labby rinth feel.

In other news, I can't take a nap because people keep knocking on my office door.  I had thought that the sign I put on the outside ("PISS OFF") would prevent that, but apparently not.

[Cuddlefish]

Nothing spectacular, some "Fake Missed Cat" things and some flyers...

We should do one signed by I. Schroedinger...Cat May or May Not be Missing.  Potential Reward.  If observed, please contact I. Schrodinger.

Fucking brilliant!

[Freeky]

cxc,rm, tr. yxq oxbw ir.

Looks like a bot.

Wait, wasn't Kai talking about some language that looked like this?

Don't know.  But this is stupid as fuck, no matter how clever it makes labby rinth feel.

In other news, I can't take a nap because people keep knocking on my office door.  I had thought that the sign I put on the outside ("PISS OFF") would prevent that, but apparently not.

Fuck.

You should put up a sign that says "WARNING: This door oozes an e. bola virus while this sign is in place. For your safety, do not disturb".