Allow me to introduce myself...

[Doktor Howl]

I don't think I was greeted at all, though the fact I showed up while Ruby was making a scene probably had something to do with that.



Ah, memories....

Ruby still emails me.

From Kardia's email.      

How the fuck did I forget to mention that?

Whaaaaat you are fucking kidding me! And how did you find out she's "Lena"?

She told me.

[Freeky]

Goddamn, she's a retard.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

WTF is up w/ that GIF?!?!?!!

[Nast]

It appears to be the tormented spirit of Chris Crocker.

Torn between two worlds, he occupies the realm of twilight, haunting the shadows in search of eternal rest.

It is said that on cold, moonless nights you can hear his plaintive cry:







"LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!"

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

it's giving me the fear

[Jasper]

God, it wasn't bothering me until you mentioned The Fear.  Now I'm freaking chilled to the bone.

[BadBeast]

Out of curiosity, when have n00bs here ever not been greeted with suspicion?

When Lord Cramulus is feeling magnanimous.   

I wasn't greeted with suspicion. No-one ever greets me with suspicion! Where's my suspicion?   

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Out of curiosity, when have n00bs here ever not been greeted with suspicion?

When Lord Cramulus is feeling magnanimous.   

I wasn't greeted with suspicion. No-one ever greets me with suspicion! Where's my suspicion?   

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't think I was greeted at all, though the fact I showed up while Ruby was making a scene probably had something to do with that.



Ah, memories....

Ruby still emails me.

From Kardia's email.      

How the fuck did I forget to mention that?

Whaaaaat you are fucking kidding me! And how did you find out she's "Lena"?

She told me.

That's hysterical! It stands to reason, because Lena doesn't make any more sense than Ruby does.

[Cain]

Requesting email transcripts/screenshots.

[BadBeast]

I don't think I was greeted at all, though the fact I showed up while Ruby was making a scene probably had something to do with that.



Ah, memories....

Ruby still emails me.

From Kardia's email.      

How the fuck did I forget to mention that?

Whaaaaat you are fucking kidding me! And how did you find out she's "Lena"?

She told me.

Then it must be true. 

[BadBeast]

Out of curiosity, when have n00bs here ever not been greeted with suspicion?

When Lord Cramulus is feeling magnanimous.   

I wasn't greeted with suspicion. No-one ever greets me with suspicion! Where's my suspicion?   

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?!

It wasn't me, I didn't do it. And even if I did, I'll never admit to it.
(But thanks for the suspicion, I don't feel so left out now)   

[Bodhi Master]

Bodhi Master I live Woodstock. Illinois. I come to America from Sri Lanka Hello.

[Phox]

Bodhi Master I live Woodstock. Illinois. I come to America from Sri Lanka Hello.

Oh yeah? What part of Sri Lanka? I know a Catholic priest from Sri Lanka. Seems like a rather conservative fellow. And I'm from Illinois too. Small world, eh? So, Bhodi Master, it would appear that you are a fan of Buddhism. What is your take on what nirvana is?

[Cain]

He comes from the part of Sri Lanka where Poptart proxies in from.

Poor little fella is running out of proxies he hasn't used on here before.