Allow me to introduce myself...

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Only thing I ever killed with my bare hands was a 35-year-old, 400 pound woman named Doreen. She wasn't a bear, though from a distance you might mistake her for one. I loved Doreen, but I loved that last can of Jolt Cola even more.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Only thing I ever killed with my bare hands was a 35-year-old, 400 pound woman named Doreen. She wasn't a bear, though from a distance you might mistake her for one. I loved Doreen, but I loved that last can of Jolt Cola even more.

[Death]

Just once I'd like to see a mounted animal that somebody took down with their bare hands.

"Dude, what's with the bear?"
"Boxed that motherfucker to DEATH!"
"Metal."

Chuck Norris.

[Death]

Only thing I ever killed with my bare hands was a 35-year-old, 400 pound woman named Doreen. She wasn't a bear, though from a distance you might mistake her for one. I loved Doreen, but I loved that last can of Jolt Cola even more.

I bet after you killed Doreen you killed that last can of Jolt Cola though. 

[BadBeast]

Only thing I ever killed with my bare hands was a 35-year-old, 400 pound woman named Doreen. She wasn't a bear, though from a distance you might mistake her for one. I loved Doreen, but I loved that last can of Jolt Cola even more.

Did you mount her afterwards?

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Beat me to it!

[Triple Zero]

He probably couldn't wait for the jerky either.

Gentlemen you are too cute.  I'm probably old enough to be your mother's younger sister!!

Hah, I think you're underestimating the ages on this forum a little bit If I were to hazard a guess, just as you said, you're probably in right the middle of everywhere I'm 30, btw.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

29 pishshshshshhhhh


make me feel old

[BadBeast]

44. Ancient.

[Semper Fi]

Only thing I ever killed with my bare hands was a 35-year-old, 400 pound woman named Doreen. She wasn't a bear, though from a distance you might mistake her for one. I loved Doreen, but I loved that last can of Jolt Cola even more.

Did you mount her afterwards?

[Placid Dingo]

Great shot!



But why did you dress it up in a silly orange jumper?

[East Coast Hustle]

Hello, I guess you can call me Semper. I was on Active Duty in the Marine Corps from 2000-2004. My first duty station was at 8th and I in Washington, DC. Then I went off to the "real Marine Corps" with 2/8. Did two combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. Now I'm just trying to make it here in the real world. I am currently unemployed and living in Michigan but I'm hoping to move back to Ohio soon. I enjoy hunting (ducks, deer) and fishing (Walleye, northern Pike). I'm an avid gun and knife collector. I also enjoy messing around on the internet and often contemplate life, which is how I found Eris and this forum.

Here is a picture me (slumped over lol) and the 237 pounder I bagged last weekend.

that's a wicked nice buck, dude!

also...

unemployed and living in Michigan

is redundant.

[Rumckle]

Great shot!



But why did you dress it up in a silly orange jumper?

Dude I rarely take the emoticons on this forum literally, but


you owe me a new keyboard man

[Freeky]

44. Ancient.

You're  only 44? Really? I'd've been prepared to guess 50ish.

[BadBeast]

44. Ancient.

You're  only 44? Really? I'd've been prepared to guess 50ish.

Close enough.  I suppose  44 is fiftyish when you're 30 - 35