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Started by Cramulus, August 30, 2010, 03:47:13 PM

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Jasper

#1185
January 19, 2011, 06:38:48 AM
HE MUST PROVE HIS FATTITUDE!  DON'T CRUSH HIS DREAMS NIGEL! 

Scytale Anasûrimbor

#1186
January 19, 2011, 06:42:32 AM
not yet, sigmatic. first i must eat the appropriate things, spend a while without taking a shit, and then gross you out with pics of me looking bloated.

uninspired sig is uninspired

Jasper

#1187
January 19, 2011, 06:43:39 AM
That would work.  :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1189
January 19, 2011, 08:12:19 AM
How many oranges did I eat that one time?

Nevermind I don't want to think about it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#1190
January 19, 2011, 09:06:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 19, 2011, 05:05:40 AM
What he said. Also, I'm a semi-horrible cunt.

I PREFER "HORRIBLE SEMI-CUNT".
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Phox

#1191
January 19, 2011, 02:05:46 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 19, 2011, 09:06:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 19, 2011, 05:05:40 AM
What he said. Also, I'm a semi-horrible cunt.

I PREFER "HORRIBLE SEMI-CUNT".

Well, that doesn't quite gover it, Trip. It is a well established fact that I am indeed a cunt. I'm just not quite a horrible cunt.

LMNO

#1192
January 19, 2011, 02:11:31 PM
"HORRIBLE CUNT SEMI"





Makes me think of some sort of nightmare 18-wheeler...

Nephew Twiddleton

#1193
January 19, 2011, 02:16:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 19, 2011, 02:11:31 PM
"HORRIBLE CUNT SEMI"





Makes me think of some sort of nightmare 18-wheeler...

Especially when you find yourself asking the question if the semi is just shipping cunts or is made from cunts.
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Phox

#1194
January 19, 2011, 02:17:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 19, 2011, 02:16:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 19, 2011, 02:11:31 PM
"HORRIBLE CUNT SEMI"





Makes me think of some sort of nightmare 18-wheeler...

Especially when you find yourself asking the question if the semi is just shipping cunts or is made from cunts.
:horrormirth:


I hate both of you so, so much....

StochasticProvost

#1195
January 19, 2011, 02:28:10 PM
Is it wrong that this conversation has got me all aroused?

Probably it is.

Anybody know where to get "semi-truck made of cunts" porn?

LMNO

#1196
January 19, 2011, 02:30:16 PM

Lies

#1197
January 19, 2011, 02:30:42 PM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

LMNO

#1198
January 19, 2011, 02:31:20 PM

Cramulus

#1199
January 19, 2011, 03:15:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 19, 2011, 08:12:19 AM
How many oranges did I eat that one time?

Nevermind I don't want to think about it.

oh god, 9? 12? I can't remember, I seem to have blocked it from memory. All I know is that I was shitting orange pulp for DAYS afterwards

fucking oranges

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