Holy Names

[Cramulus]

Do you have a holy name? Do you have ten holy names? This thread is the lost and found for holy discordian names. If any of the names ITT divinely inspire you, feel free to grab them.



Reverend Mung Donkey

President Abraham Sadist

Pope Toasters On Fire Shit Shit Shit




there's also a pretty good holy name generator here: http://www.23ae.com/format/holyname.html

[tjg92]

I'm so discordian, I don't even have a holy name.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My holy name is Fred St. Pete.

[Ob_Portu]

Manny the Toad Of Saint Elmos Fire

[Richter]

Pope Bragg

Hork Barf Spit

[Cramulus]

Jesus Internet Christ

Prince Dinosaur Mongler

Lord Lady

Ford Pinto

[Don Coyote]

FUALL


Cardinal Eggo-dha Uborakrugoth

[Cramulus]

Senator Turkey Slam

Frank the Arch-Bonobo

Bonsai Happy Trail

St. Fiasco

Baron Space Debacle

Vice Testicle Howard

Howard "the Testicle Vice" Howard

Colonel Giant Bats

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Lord Scroteus the Lower

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Horsesampler Fat

Sir Thunderbowel of the Lost Vibrators

Notax the Prattlemaster

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Cogressman Harry Driveshaft

Assistant Director Tray Hogwater

[Cramulus]

Buttlike Friar

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Flabgrab the Wiser

[Stelpa]

I will get a holyname when... ummm... when I pass THE GREAT RITE*


*note: great rite constitutes of taking 5 minutes to make a name up. truly it must be the hardest challenge of all time 

[themenniss]

Reverend Bedroom Refugee