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Started by Cramulus, August 30, 2010, 06:16:16 PM

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the last yatto

#60
October 29, 2010, 09:32:25 PM
Vice President Edward Cockroach SR
:lulz:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

geekdad

#61
November 17, 2010, 11:36:13 AM Last Edit: November 17, 2010, 11:38:44 AM by geekdad
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Popes are too full of themselves, also shit.

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They'd be charging for compressed air,
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the last yatto

#62
November 17, 2010, 12:17:14 PM
And then...
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Remington

#63
November 19, 2010, 07:14:59 PM
Is it plugged in?

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#64
November 19, 2010, 07:18:32 PM
"Cardinal Pizza Deliverance"

Sheer genius. :D
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The Good Reverend Roger

#65
November 19, 2010, 07:29:56 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Remington

#66
November 19, 2010, 07:38:51 PM
Is it plugged in?

Seth Gazpacho

#67
November 28, 2010, 03:02:33 PM
"Pope Schouvette IV"

"Magus Hannibal Pussyfoot"

"Rascist Chainsaw the Omnipotent"

"A Burnt Cigarette Butt"

"Tapioca"

"Pee"

"Grass"

"A Purple String"

etc.

I've never taken a holyname. Helps to choose ploxtnxbai
absolutely

Cramulus

#68
November 28, 2010, 04:30:53 PM
Quote from: ruxeg on November 28, 2010, 03:02:33 PM
"Pope Schouvette IV"

"Magus Hannibal Pussyfoot"

"Rascist Chainsaw the Omnipotent"

"A Burnt Cigarette Butt"

"Tapioca"

"Pee"

"Grass"

"A Purple String"

etc.

I've never taken a holyname. Helps to choose ploxtnxbai


Roger is awesome at coming up with these things. His holynames have a very particular fierce and hilarious style. If you're stuck, I suggest asking him, though he may send you on a quest.

My suggestion:
Magus Tapioca Pee Grass

Your symbol is a sprinkler spraying pee

Your element is setting orange

Your number is 3

Your face is acceptable

Seth Gazpacho

#69
November 28, 2010, 05:03:09 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 28, 2010, 04:30:53 PM

Roger is awesome at coming up with these things. His holynames have a very particular fierce and hilarious style. If you're stuck, I suggest asking him, though he may send you on a quest.

My suggestion:
Magus Tapioca Pee Grass

Your symbol is a sprinkler spraying pee

Your element is setting orange

Your number is 3

Your face is acceptable

SWEEEET. Of course, Setting Orange is a day, not an element, methinks. "Who the-fuck cares"

Quests are always fun. I'll try Reverend for it, in the meantime, the name you have chosen will quench my thirst for humor and enlightenment.
absolutely

The Good Reverend Roger

#70
November 28, 2010, 05:57:15 PM
Quote from: ruxeg on November 28, 2010, 03:02:33 PM
"Pope Schouvette IV"

"Magus Hannibal Pussyfoot"

"Rascist Chainsaw the Omnipotent"

"A Burnt Cigarette Butt"

"Tapioca"

"Pee"

"Grass"

"A Purple String"

etc.

I've never taken a holyname. Helps to choose ploxtnxbai

Your Holy NameTM:  Partially Violated Flenser of Daytime TV Hosts.

Goes in your "personal text" in your profile.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Seth Gazpacho

#71
November 28, 2010, 08:40:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 05:57:15 PM
Your Holy NameTM:  Partially Violated Flenser of Daytime TV Hosts.

Goes in your "personal text" in your profile.

Learning words is always fun. (To Flense: to strip the blubber or fat from, usu. whales, seals, etc.)

My Holy Name2: Magus Partially Peed-on Grass Flencer of Daytime TV Tapioca.
absolutely

The Good Reverend Roger

#72
November 28, 2010, 09:54:06 PM
Well, sorry I bothered.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Xieante Antitheus

#73
November 28, 2010, 11:56:19 PM
Quote from: ruxeg on November 28, 2010, 05:03:09 PM
SWEEEET. Of course, Setting Orange is a day, not an element, methinks. "Who the-fuck cares"


Actually it is stated the days are named after the elements...
Just to clarify. Tho my favorite element is pickle juice. ^.^

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I am not who I think I am
I am who you think I think I am

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Seth Gazpacho

#74
November 28, 2010, 11:59:56 PM
Quote from: Xieante Antitheus on November 28, 2010, 11:56:19 PM
Actually it is stated the days are named after the elements...
Just to clarify. Tho my favorite element is pickle juice. ^.^

~Lady BanteringSnatch the Frigid C.~
I is Squirrel... Fully customizable. (See brochure for details)
115.00£ 7 oz.

Yeah...  :|
absolutely
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