Tragedy Strikes Again: LMNO 1970-something - 2010.

[Doktor Howl]

It is my sad duty to inform you that LMNO was strangled by his mustache last night, in a freak accident involving a batter-mixer, a one-legged Guamanian prostitute, and a "clapper".  Details are too silly to be brought up at such a solemn time, and the police apparently took one look and refused to investigate. 

The executor of his will, one Doktor Alphapance, has however stated that the Guamanian prostitute has been properly stomped and thrown into the cargo hold of a Samoan-crewed cargo ship, presumably to be torn to pieces like Vic Morrow on a film set.

I think this serves as a stark reminder to our youth, that powered equipment - no matter how small - should not be employed as sex and/or grooming devices, especially when operated by a "clapper".  Especially when the Guamanian seems to have decided to play Riverdance in the background, resulting in the batter mixer going totally haywire.  Kids, use only manufacturer's approved devices for this sort of thing.  That UL label is there for a reason.

I'm going to miss LMNO.  He was a Glorious Faggot of the first order, and he kept Boston in check.  Now that he's gone, I expect the entire Eastern Seaboard to be engulfed in furries, Desu freaks, and really bad excuses for rock music.  Dimo can't do it all himself.

LMNO will be buried in the time honored Boston manner...He will be soaked in 151 proof alchohol, lit on fire, and thrown into traffic in the Big Dig tunnel.  It will be messy, and may cause multiple subterranian accidents, but I feel that LMNO would have wanted it that way.  It's how they'll do it in the Lifetime Movie, so why not help them with their accuracy.

So, Goodbye, LMNO.  We shall try to hold up your standards of making crude passes at Fred, though I have a feeling it just won't be the same.

Okay for now,
Dok

[LMNO]

A true mensch, that one.  His passing is an immense sorrow for us all.

[Adios]

Another good one gone. But I approve of the manner of the funeral.

[Jenne]

*wears black veil and satin sheath in morning, perhaps with fishnets*~~>  because the Alphabet One^TM would have wanted it that way.

Why are all the GOOD ONES GOING?! 

So sad, so tragic...they have their LIVES ahead of them.  *shrieks in dismay*

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I will break something in his honor.

[PopeTom]

His mustache?

Crap, I had $100 that it was going to be Mrs. LMNO that strangled him to death.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

 

There just aren't any words to convey the depth of this loss to PD and all of us here will remember him, while maybe not fondly (by everyone) at least with plenty of......

[Adios]

On the day of reckoning TGRR and LMNO will appear from the East riding gold plated Choppers to destroy the earth. There will be tears and gnashing of teeth on that Great Day.

They have warned us and many have not heeded their great words and those will suffer.

[The Wizard]

Damn you, cruel and uncaring fate! You have torn another of our comrades from our embrace! How many more will go! How many more! 

[Richter]

Let us all shoulder up the sub - par concrete girdered slab that is his tomb and walk west.  The East is dead, dead now without him, and we'd be remis to let his remains bear witness to the pop music neon green leg warmed genocide to come.  The punk is gone with him.  The last sincerity of the 70's too, and only he cocaine and salesman nonsense of the 80's forever more. 

Let us go, let it burn in it's own fail, and let us find a place that's worth it.

Well?

HELP ME DAMNIT!  THIS THING IS HEAVY.

If you don't you'll have to watch me wang - haul it the whole way.  He'd smile at that, I hope.

[Cuddlefish]

I'm going to miss LMNO.  He was a Glorious Faggot of the first order, and he kept Boston in check.  Now that he's gone, I expect the entire Eastern Seaboard to be engulfed in furries, Desu freaks, and really bad excuses for rock music.  Dimo can't do it all himself.

Slander! Lies!

[AFK]

I'll have very fond memories of LMNO.  He was the first to welcome me aboard when I joined.


But please don't hold that against him.