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Is there a Dr. in the house?

Started by Cuddlefish, August 31, 2010, 05:05:43 PM

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Cuddlefish

August 31, 2010, 05:05:43 PM
A real dr.? No offense to all the Doktors here, but I have a medical question, and no insurance, (which means I can't even get next to one long enough to ask a question) and I'd at least like to talk to someone about it.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Cramulus

#1
August 31, 2010, 05:09:26 PM
I'm full of medical opinions.

Adios

#2
August 31, 2010, 05:11:13 PM
Is your google-fu not strong?

Cainad (dec.)

#3
August 31, 2010, 05:13:03 PM
Well, Jenne and I are both directly related to MDs, and I think there might be a spag or two here getting health-related degrees or something. Mangrove doesn't show up as much as he used to, but he is some sort of physical therapy muscles/joints/bones guy.


In any case, it's probably lupus.

Jenne

#4
August 31, 2010, 05:14:53 PM
You can pm me, I'll email my husband and get an anonymous consult for you, if you wish.

Cuddlefish

#5
August 31, 2010, 05:15:38 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 31, 2010, 05:11:13 PM
Is your google-fu not strong?

I refuse to use google to self diagnose.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Cuddlefish

#6
August 31, 2010, 05:16:39 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 31, 2010, 05:14:53 PM
You can pm me, I'll email my husband and get an anonymous consult for you, if you wish.

k, thnx
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Doktor Howl

#7
August 31, 2010, 05:17:58 PM
IT'S
FUCKING
LUPUS.
Molon Lube

Jenne

#8
August 31, 2010, 05:20:49 PM


And np, Dimo.

East Coast Hustle

#9
August 31, 2010, 05:26:27 PM
Space AIDS. guaranteed.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

AFK

#10
August 31, 2010, 05:27:46 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 31, 2010, 05:26:27 PM
Space AIDS. guaranteed.

That means he needs a Space Doc, right?

;)
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

East Coast Hustle

#11
August 31, 2010, 06:23:38 PM
:rimshot:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Don Coyote

#12
August 31, 2010, 06:24:40 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 31, 2010, 05:27:46 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 31, 2010, 05:26:27 PM
Space AIDS. guaranteed.

That means he needs a Space Doc, right?

;)

No. space docs GIVE you space AIDS. He needs a zombie doc.

Remington

#13
August 31, 2010, 06:35:32 PM
1. Emigrate to Canada
2. Apply for refuge status
3. ???
4. Healthcare!
Is it plugged in?
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