My Nationalism is dead.

[Epimetheus]

The Wonderful Land of Epimetheonia will not recognize Chartopia's independence until we see some exports we like. Or tribute money. Yesss, tribute money...

I've never really been nationalist about the Untied States. If anything I'm a little prideful about California, but that's not because the government's necessarily any better or the people are any less stupid. I just like it here.

The Person's Republic of Kevingrad declares war on you for being a greedy capitalist pig.

We will bury your grandchildren. :shoe: :shoe:

HOLD ON. We're anti-capitalist. Our plan is to take all the capitalists' money away from them.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You will give Charltopia sugar and water AND LIKE IT. With no tribute forthcoming. Or deal with Kevingrad's wrath.

Fuck with the Hawk and your potatoes get Blight. 

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

 

I DON'T WANT TO RULE THIS PLACE I WANT TO BLOW IT INTO TEENY TINY PIECES OF STUPID AND THEN MAIL THEM TO CHINA WHERE I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN THEY CAN BE RECYCLED INTO AN IPOD OR SOMETHING!

Or maybe I'll just accidentally the whole fucking city of St. Louis.