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Alcohol prolongs life!

Started by Suu, September 01, 2010, 02:37:19 PM

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September 01, 2010, 02:37:19 PM
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September 01, 2010, 02:43:22 PM
Thats why I am immortal!

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September 01, 2010, 02:44:06 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 01, 2010, 02:43:22 PM
Thats why I am immortal!

Sure, don't forget Ozzy too. Or Keith Richards.
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September 01, 2010, 02:52:00 PM
Keith Richards is immortal because it's impossible to die from an alcohol, cocaine, heroin, nicotine, LSD, Esctasy, viagra and paracetamol overdose all at the same time.  Too much stress for the body.
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