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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Don Coyote

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:34:49 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 04, 2010, 04:01:16 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 04, 2010, 03:58:34 AM
Even if that was true. What kind of weird logic is that. Wouldn't being the oldest make it more out of date, primitive, and shitty.
It should be advertised as a brand new religion. Order within the next 20 minutes, cause we can't do this all day, and get a membership in a UFO cult of your choice for Free!

That is actually a very good point. Many "wiccans" claim they left Christianity because it was too old-fashioned and not with the times, but yet doggedly adhere to the ancientness of Wicca.

Yeah but the latest patch is way more recent.

:lulz:

Dysnomia

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Kai

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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Dysnomia

It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

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Typhoid Crapping Cunts?

The Cancerous Cacophony?

They're Craven Cannibals?

TACO CHIMMICHANGA CHIMMICHANGA!

Tuesday

The Communist Committee?
Someone... Please put me out of my misery.  Please.  I can't take this.   Oh God...  There's a panther of deceit mauling my heart right now!

Cain

I like to think Communists would be more organized in their repression of enemies of the revolution.

Prince Glittersnatch III

Dear lord what have I started?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Don Coyote

Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on September 05, 2010, 03:00:41 AM
Dear lord what have I started?

if you don't know maybe you should get out and look at it?

the last yatto

I think I just stepped in it...
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Prince Glittersnatch III

Quote from: Cudgel on September 05, 2010, 03:02:40 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on September 05, 2010, 03:00:41 AM
Dear lord what have I started?

if you don't know maybe you should get out and look at it?

I did,
and I saw that it was good.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Don Coyote


Xicked

I don't get it... what's special about the email addy?  The name on the account is Martha Washington.