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How much do movies by M. Night Shalomallama suck?

169% suck
Like Barack Obama backstage at a Glen Beck rally
Almost as much as throwing puppies in a river
eh, at least they're not Titanic.
THEY DON'T SUCK! I LOVED SIGNS/LADY IN THE WATER (disqualify my vote)

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Re: M. NIGHT SHALAMANOMICON
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2010, 07:30:16 pm »
M. Night Shamalamadingdong movies are great.  With rifftrax.

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« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2010, 07:33:14 pm »
I liked the 6th sense, an d Unbreakable, AND lady in the water.
I fucking hated Signs, that was fucking retarded at the end.

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« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2010, 08:06:17 pm »
I will admit I like the idea of aliens that are allergic to water invading a planet comprised almost entirely of water

It goes to show you that if there is intelligent life out there it is possible that they are even more retarded then us primates
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« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2010, 08:20:40 pm »
The Happening is one of the worst things I have ever seen committed to the big screen. I don't think I will ever give him another chance.
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« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2010, 09:14:15 pm »
M. Night Shamansalmon is clearly trying to see whats the worst movie he can make but still make money on


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« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2010, 09:22:44 pm »
M. Night Shamansalmon is clearly trying to see whats the worst movie he can make but still make money on

Ooh! I can't wait for the Christmas special!

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« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2010, 09:31:27 pm »
I will admit I like the idea of aliens that are allergic to water invading a planet comprised almost entirely of water

It goes to show you that if there is intelligent life out there it is possible that they are even more retarded then us primates

My beef was more with in the end turns out his god killed his wife so she would tell him to tell his brother to beat the shit out of an alien with a baseball bat, by hitting glasses of water that his crazy daughter left everywhere, and that his son's asthma saved his life from the vile alien death gas.

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« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2010, 09:38:51 pm »
The Happening is one of the worst things I have ever seen committed to the big screen. I don't think I will ever give him another chance.

What are you talking about?   That part when the old widow went all head through glass-y?  Pure comedy gold.

ETA:  Maybe my comed-o-meter is out of whack though.  I also laughed way too much when I saw The Ring.

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« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2010, 09:41:32 pm »
The Happening is one of the worst things I have ever seen committed to the big screen. I don't think I will ever give him another chance.

What are you talking about?   That part when the old widow went all head through glass-y?  Pure comedy gold.

ETA:  Maybe my comed-o-meter is out of whack though.  I also laughed way too much when I saw The Ring.

No, no. The Happening was the greatest comedy to come out of Hollywood in the last decade, bar none.

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« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2010, 09:42:02 pm »
The Happening was funny cause it basically was Suicide Club mixed with a "Keep Off The Grass" sign
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« Reply #25 on: September 06, 2010, 09:47:06 pm »
And, you know, people acting bored while offing themselves.  It's almost like schadenfreude porn.

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« Reply #26 on: September 07, 2010, 12:05:56 am »
For some reason, M. Night Salaamshalom just tries to create this message that never works and always turns into the same thing. I want to know what goes on in his brain and if he gets just as disappointed as the rest of us when he sees the final product.
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« Reply #27 on: September 07, 2010, 04:52:30 am »
I liked unbreakable.

That is all.

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« Reply #28 on: September 07, 2010, 05:11:41 am »
I like Lady in the Water, but it and The Village (which is awful!) are all I've seen of him.
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« Reply #29 on: September 07, 2010, 05:18:45 am »
Whats with all the signs hate?

Unbreakable and 6th Sense were amazing.

Everything else was crap.

Especially Last Airbender. It was like he went out of his way to ruin the source material.
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