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This song describes hell perfectly

Started by Lies, September 07, 2010, 03:36:36 PM

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September 07, 2010, 03:36:36 PM
A CHURCH HOUSE GIN HOUSE
A SCHOOL HOUSE OUT HOUSE
ON HIGHWAY NUMBER NINETEEN
THE PEOPLE KEEP THE CITY CLEAN
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS

TWENTY-FIVE WAS THE SPEED LIMIT
MOTORCYCLE NOT ALLOWED IN IT
YOU GO TO THE STORE ON FRIDAY
YOU GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS

YOU GO TO THE FIELDS ON WEEKDAYS
AND HAVE A PICNIC ON LABOR DAY
YOU GO TO TOWN ON SATURDAY
BUT GO TO THE CHURCH EV'RY SUNDAY
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS

NO WHISKEY FOR SALE
YOU CAN'T COP NO BAIL
SALT PORK AND MOLASSES
IS ALL YOU GET IN JAIL
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS

LITTLE OLD TOWN IN TENNESSEE
THAT'S CALLED A QUIET LITTLE OLD
COMMUNITY
A ONE-HORSE TOWN YOU HAVE TO
WATCH
WHAT YOU'RE PUTTIN' DOWN IN OLD
NUTBUSH
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Adios

#1
September 07, 2010, 03:39:41 PM
Mayberry!

Lies

#2
September 07, 2010, 03:45:53 PM
What I hate the most about this song, is that in primary school we were forced to line dance to it and fucking billy ray cyrus EVERY WEEK for TWO FUCKING YEARS.

FUCK YOU TINA TURNER AND FUCK YOU BILLY RAY CYRUS, YOU WILL PAY
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Adios

#3
September 07, 2010, 03:56:19 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 07, 2010, 03:45:53 PM
What I hate the most about this song, is that in primary school we were forced to line dance to it and fucking billy ray cyrus EVERY WEEK for TWO FUCKING YEARS.

FUCK YOU TINA TURNER AND FUCK YOU BILLY RAY CYRUS, YOU WILL PAY

I am pretty sure being forced to listen to Billy Ray Cyrus is considered torture in most countries.

Freeky

#4
September 07, 2010, 03:59:33 PM
Heywaitaminnit.

Aren't you in Australia, Lys? What are you guys doing line dancing down there? :? Not even most of America line dances.

Lies

#5
September 07, 2010, 04:16:53 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 07, 2010, 03:59:33 PM
Heywaitaminnit.

Aren't you in Australia, Lys? What are you guys doing line dancing down there? :? Not even most of America line dances.
We have country bumpkins in Australia who love to line dance and force it upon our youth, as I had to endure for 2 painful years. I still haven't gotten over it and I'm pretty sure I'm scarred for life.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

#6
September 07, 2010, 04:17:17 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 07, 2010, 03:56:19 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 07, 2010, 03:45:53 PM
What I hate the most about this song, is that in primary school we were forced to line dance to it and fucking billy ray cyrus EVERY WEEK for TWO FUCKING YEARS.

FUCK YOU TINA TURNER AND FUCK YOU BILLY RAY CYRUS, YOU WILL PAY

I am pretty sure being forced to listen to Billy Ray Cyrus is considered torture in most countries.
I know, I think our teachers fucking hated us and wanted to punish us for being children
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

#7
September 07, 2010, 04:17:54 PM
THE REASON THEY CALL IT NUTBUSH IS BECAUSE YOU'D HAVE TO BE NUTS TO LIVE THERE
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!
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