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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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LMNO

#30
September 09, 2010, 01:55:49 PM
So... She wants your cock, then?

Cuddlefish

#31
September 09, 2010, 09:57:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 09, 2010, 01:55:49 PM
So... She wants your cock, then?

I think she's a lesbian.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

The Great Pope of OUTSIDE

#32
September 10, 2010, 01:48:37 AM
Haha, I'm actually more interested in what your Discordevangelical spiel sounded like.

Absolute crazyness knocked off a brick wall? O_o  :lol:
There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

Cain

#33
September 10, 2010, 03:28:34 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on September 09, 2010, 09:57:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 09, 2010, 01:55:49 PM
So... She wants your cock, then?

I think she's a lesbian.

OK then, she wants your cock separated from your body, as a trophy.

Cuddlefish

#34
September 10, 2010, 03:50:56 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 10, 2010, 03:28:34 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on September 09, 2010, 09:57:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 09, 2010, 01:55:49 PM
So... She wants your cock, then?

I think she's a lesbian.

OK then, she wants your cock separated from your body, as a trophy.

She's actually a pretty cool chick, she's got the choas symbol tat'd on her back.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

LMNO

#35
September 10, 2010, 01:57:26 PM
Run away.

The Johnny

#36
September 10, 2010, 02:27:35 PM Last Edit: September 10, 2010, 02:30:21 PM by Joh'Nyx
b) Make sexy chaos madjicke-lesbian ritualSACRIFICE invoking cthulhu KANT.

<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Cain

#37
September 10, 2010, 02:32:07 PM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Kant Königsberg wgah'nagl fhtagn

LMNO

#38
September 10, 2010, 02:45:29 PM
Ask if she wants to see your ding an sich.

Cuddlefish

#39
September 17, 2010, 06:53:52 PM
 :lulz: So, the one catholic we had in class failed to show up for the second session. That makes me laugh a bit.

Also, it turns out that that girl isn't a lesbian after all...
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

The Johnny

#40
September 17, 2010, 08:22:27 PM

EHAUEHAUHEAUHUEUHEAEA  :fap:  :fap:
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Don Coyote

#41
September 17, 2010, 08:24:08 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefist on September 17, 2010, 06:53:52 PM
:lulz: So, the one catholic we had in class failed to show up for the second session. That makes me laugh a bit.

Also, it turns out that that girl isn't a lesbian after all...
She wants your mind. She wants to have conversations of a philosophical nature with you.

And probably devour your soul.

The Great Pope of OUTSIDE

#42
September 18, 2010, 02:31:08 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 17, 2010, 08:24:08 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefist on September 17, 2010, 06:53:52 PM
:lulz: So, the one catholic we had in class failed to show up for the second session. That makes me laugh a bit.

Also, it turns out that that girl isn't a lesbian after all...
She wants your mind. She wants to have conversations of a philosophical nature with you.

And probably devour your soul.

Isn't that what WE do?
There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#43
September 18, 2010, 07:41:09 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefist on September 17, 2010, 06:53:52 PM
:lulz: So, the one catholic we had in class failed to show up for the second session. That makes me laugh a bit.

Also, it turns out that that girl isn't a lesbian after all...

Did you bone?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cuddlefish

#44
September 21, 2010, 02:56:59 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2010, 07:41:09 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefist on September 17, 2010, 06:53:52 PM
:lulz: So, the one catholic we had in class failed to show up for the second session. That makes me laugh a bit.

Also, it turns out that that girl isn't a lesbian after all...

Did you bone?

Not yet. It's in my planner, though.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?
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