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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Cuddlefish, September 07, 2010, 06:12:18 PM

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Cuddlefish

And, my first order of business: start trolling my Philosophy of Religion class.

Ask me anything!
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

LMNO


Nephew Twiddleton

What is the Philosophy of Religion?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cuddlefish

A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Cuddlefish

Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 07, 2010, 06:14:21 PM
What is the Philosophy of Religion?

Read my above post. Repeatedly. There you go.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Richter

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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

LMNO

Introduce the "Malevolent God" theory (God exists, but he's an asshole), and firmly stick to that position for the remainder of the course.

the other anonymous

What is Religion?

(We said trolling, not "have enlightening conversations" right?)

NWC

Precise trolling requires knowledge of the prereqs.

For instance, will people in your class have read Descartes, Spinoza, Thomas of Aquinas, St. Augustine, ect. already?
PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED

Requia ☣

Pick an ancient christian heresy and stick to it (the demiurgical and dualistic ones can be combined with the malevolent god approach).
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Suu

Quote from: NWC on September 07, 2010, 06:57:05 PM
Precise trolling requires knowledge of the prereqs.

For instance, will people in your class have read Descartes, Spinoza, Thomas of Aquinas, St. Augustine, ect. already?

AUGUSTINE OF HIPPO FTW.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Prince Glittersnatch III

Claim objective morality exists.
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http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

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the other anonymous

Argue that patriotism and religion are indistinguishable, then claim atheism.

The first person who asks you if you're a terrorist: give them a cookie.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: the other anonymous on September 07, 2010, 10:11:28 PM
Argue that patriotism and religion are indistinguishable, then claim atheism.

The first person who asks you if you're a terrorist: give them a cookie.

Yeah, if you want a free trip to an allied country with questionable human rights records. Not that you'll get a good look at the scenery.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cuddlefish

Hrmm. seems this may be more of a safari...
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?