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Started by Thurnez Isa, September 07, 2010, 10:45:38 PM

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Thurnez Isa

September 07, 2010, 10:45:38 PM
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Nephew Twiddleton

#1
September 07, 2010, 10:52:51 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 07, 2010, 10:45:38 PM
:lulz:
http://www.bibleonlinegame.com/

Before I consider signing up, can I be a Baal worshipping Canaanite and wage war on the "good guys"
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Thurnez Isa

#2
September 07, 2010, 11:01:21 PM
QuoteThe Bible Online <The Bible Online: Ch1. The Heroes> is based on the first book of the Bible, Genesis. Players can meet and play the real heroes of Genesis, Abraham and his descendants. The game is designed for users to actually experience the Book of Genesis by fulfilling quests of Abraham, which is based on the true stories of the Genesis. As a MMORTS, players are to lead their tribe, build buildings, maintain resources and engage in warfare with other tribes. However, players do not stay in one place, but will go on a quest to go to the Promised Land. Players will lead Abraham's tribe from Ur to Haran and finally to Canaan. <The Bible Online: Ch.1 The Heroes> also offers additional elements of RPG. When Abraham dies, Isaac becomes the tribe leader and after Isaac dies, Jacob leads the tribe. There are also quests for users to experience Genesis according to the history of the Bible. For example, as it is written in Genesis 14:13~14, there is a quest for Abraham to lead 318 men to rescue his nephew Lot.

Then there is a bunch of bible quotes...

I have a lot of questions though... why do the soldiers look like crusader knights?
Why do the "Priests" have crosses?
Why is St. Micheal in the game?
Where are the Jews?
Do I get send down plagues on my enemies? or does the AI do it to me for disobeying it?
Does playing this game purge me of my sins?
Does the game makers really think it's wise to have give a MMO based on the bible a chat feature?

Guess Ill figure out this weekend once Im back in Thunder Bay and have time to sign up.
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Don Coyote

#3
September 07, 2010, 11:02:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 07, 2010, 10:52:51 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 07, 2010, 10:45:38 PM
:lulz:
http://www.bibleonlinegame.com/

Before I consider signing up, can I be a Baal worshipping Canaanite and wage war on the "good guys"

If you can, I might sign up.

Prince Glittersnatch III

#4
September 08, 2010, 12:29:11 AM
The Lord hath delivered us into the Trolls promised land.
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Requia ☣

#5
September 08, 2010, 12:36:04 AM
Not available in North America  :argh!:

If it gets here the trolling opportunities might be worth finally switching to windows though.
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Thurnez Isa

#6
September 08, 2010, 12:45:50 AM
Probably will be after it gets through Beta
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Kurt Christ

#7
September 08, 2010, 03:31:33 AM
Where IS it available? The idea of a Biblical MMO seems distinctly American to me, so I'm curious as to who beat our illustrious nutjobs to the punch.
Formerly known as the Space Pope (then I was excommunicated), Father Kurt Christ (I was deemed unfit to raise children, spiritual or otherwise), and Vartox (the speedo was starting to chafe)

Lies

#8
September 08, 2010, 03:41:30 AM
The games all about building up a tribe of christian people so you can declare war on other tribes of people, just like real life!
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
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Dysnomia

#9
September 08, 2010, 03:45:54 AM
WIN
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Phox

#10
September 08, 2010, 03:46:42 AM

I NEED that game!  :cry:

Thurnez Isa

#11
September 08, 2010, 03:58:41 AM
Quote from: Vartox on September 08, 2010, 03:31:33 AM
Where IS it available? The idea of a Biblical MMO seems distinctly American to me, so I'm curious as to who beat our illustrious nutjobs to the punch.

It's an American company off a Dutch server I believe
Something tells me it's just limiting access cause it's in Beta
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Cuddlefish

#12
September 08, 2010, 04:01:11 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 07, 2010, 11:01:21 PM
Does the game makers really think it's wise to have give a MMO based on the bible a chat feature?

:lulz:
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Lies

#13
September 08, 2010, 04:07:27 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 08, 2010, 12:36:04 AM
Not available in North America  :argh!:

If it gets here the trolling opportunities might be worth finally switching to windows though.

HOWEVER, they *do* have a forum, and an area for " Suggestions & Criticism ", apparently, you can "Send in your suggestions and criticism`s, everything is welcome. "

:lulz: :lulz:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

A Villager

#14
September 08, 2010, 04:15:06 AM
How long until this spawns an action packed summer blockbuster?
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