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Started by Doktor Howl, September 08, 2010, 02:38:01 AM

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Doktor Howl

No, we are not using that new thing you bought.  If you feel the need to use it, use it yourself.  I would, however, suggest that you NOT use the auxillary power assist or extension.  If you can't use it manually, then you're doing it wrong.  You don't even need it, and there's nothing you can do with it that you can't do with the things you already had.  Also, it will scare the neighbors, and they're already on the verge of rioting.

Okay for now,
Dok
Molon Lube

Freeky

DOITDOIT YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! THAT SHIT IS AMAZING!

Don't listen to Dok, he's just jealous he didn't think of it first.

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nurse Enabler

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 02:38:01 AM
No, we are not using that new thing you bought.  If you feel the need to use it, use it yourself.  I would, however, suggest that you NOT use the auxillary power assist or extension.  If you can't use it manually, then you're doing it wrong.  You don't even need it, and there's nothing you can do with it that you can't do with the things you already had.  Also, it will scare the neighbors, and they're already on the verge of rioting.

Okay for now,
Dok
It's my bush. I can do what I want.
Tell me you love me.  Don't make me get the box cutters.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 08, 2010, 03:21:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 02:38:01 AM
No, we are not using that new thing you bought.  If you feel the need to use it, use it yourself.  I would, however, suggest that you NOT use the auxillary power assist or extension.  If you can't use it manually, then you're doing it wrong.  You don't even need it, and there's nothing you can do with it that you can't do with the things you already had.  Also, it will scare the neighbors, and they're already on the verge of rioting.

Okay for now,
Dok
It's my bush. I can do what I want.

Your arms are going to be sore as hell.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 03:22:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 08, 2010, 03:20:31 AM
Ok, I'll bite.

What is it?

Hedge trimmer.  Why?

Because it read like :lmnuendo: to me, and figured it would be something that I was not thinking.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 08, 2010, 03:25:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 03:22:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 08, 2010, 03:20:31 AM
Ok, I'll bite.

What is it?

Hedge trimmer.  Why?

Because it read like :lmnuendo: to me, and figured it would be something that I was not thinking.

I haven't said that it isn't.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 03:26:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 08, 2010, 03:25:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 03:22:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 08, 2010, 03:20:31 AM
Ok, I'll bite.

What is it?

Hedge trimmer.  Why?

Because it read like :lmnuendo: to me, and figured it would be something that I was not thinking.

I haven't said that it isn't.

I suppose that's fair, since I haven't said what I was thinking.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nurse Enabler

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Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 03:22:33 AM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 08, 2010, 03:21:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 02:38:01 AM
No, we are not using that new thing you bought.  If you feel the need to use it, use it yourself.  I would, however, suggest that you NOT use the auxillary power assist or extension.  If you can't use it manually, then you're doing it wrong.  You don't even need it, and there's nothing you can do with it that you can't do with the things you already had.  Also, it will scare the neighbors, and they're already on the verge of rioting.

Okay for now,
Dok
It's my bush. I can do what I want.

Your arms are going to be sore as hell.

Like freeky said your just jealous. Here kitty, kitty.
Tell me you love me.  Don't make me get the box cutters.

Freeky

Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 08, 2010, 03:35:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 03:22:33 AM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 08, 2010, 03:21:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 02:38:01 AM
No, we are not using that new thing you bought.  If you feel the need to use it, use it yourself.  I would, however, suggest that you NOT use the auxillary power assist or extension.  If you can't use it manually, then you're doing it wrong.  You don't even need it, and there's nothing you can do with it that you can't do with the things you already had.  Also, it will scare the neighbors, and they're already on the verge of rioting.

Okay for now,
Dok
It's my bush. I can do what I want.

Your arms are going to be sore as hell.
Like freeky said your just jealous. Here kitty, kitty.

Hahaha, I think you're outvoted, Dok. :D

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 08, 2010, 03:37:38 AM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 08, 2010, 03:35:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 03:22:33 AM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 08, 2010, 03:21:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 02:38:01 AM
No, we are not using that new thing you bought.  If you feel the need to use it, use it yourself.  I would, however, suggest that you NOT use the auxillary power assist or extension.  If you can't use it manually, then you're doing it wrong.  You don't even need it, and there's nothing you can do with it that you can't do with the things you already had.  Also, it will scare the neighbors, and they're already on the verge of rioting.

Okay for now,
Dok
It's my bush. I can do what I want.

Your arms are going to be sore as hell.
Like freeky said your just jealous. Here kitty, kitty.

Hahaha, I think you're outvoted, Dok. :D

Well, okay.

But I need to go get more grease.
Molon Lube

Dysfunctional Cunt

 :lulz: Y'all are too funny!

Welcome to PD Nurse Enabler!  Glad to have you here!


Adios

Doks women scare me a little. In a good way.

Richter

I recomend one of those smartgun harnesses from "Aliens".  Then again I sort of have a thing for power armor, antimateriel weapons, and anything rig which allows these things to be man - portable.

I blame growing up in the 80's.
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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