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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, September 08, 2010, 03:39:59 PM

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Cramulus

EVERYBODY STOP SHITTING ON TTM'S SUBJECTIVE SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE IF HE GETS ENLIGHTENED FROM DRINKING CORN SYRUP MAYBE YOU SHOUDL SHUT UP AND GIVE A FUCK

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Cramulus on September 09, 2010, 08:01:54 PM
EVERYBODY STOP SHITTING ON TTM'S SUBJECTIVE SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE IF HE GETS ENLIGHTENED FROM DRINKING CORN SYRUP MAYBE YOU SHOUDL SHUT UP AND GIVE A FUCK

ARE YOU A WIZARD?

Cramulus

I AM TAKING THE TIME OUT OF MY WHIRLING GNOSIS VISION TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE TO YOU, GRADE 7 PANNUS. YOUR EFFORTS TO REACH LEVEL 8 HAVE NOT GONE UNNOTICED. I ALIGN THE UNIVERSE TO MY WILL, LETS TURN INTO RABBIS AND FROLICK

Don Coyote

Quote from: Cramulus on September 09, 2010, 08:05:35 PM
I AM TAKING THE TIME OUT OF MY WHIRLING GNOSIS VISION TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE TO YOU, GRADE 7 PANNUS. YOUR EFFORTS TO REACH LEVEL 8 HAVE NOT GONE UNNOTICED. I ALIGN THE UNIVERSE TO MY WILL, LETS TURN INTO RABBIS AND FROLICK

ALL OF THIS SHOUTING HAS ROUSED THE BOVINITY FROM IT'S SLUMBER. SILENCE BIPEDS. BE SILENT AND GAZE IN COOL CONTEMPLATION THE WISDOM OF HFCS, WHICH IS MUCH WATERED DOWN NECTAR OF THE GODS. BE SILENT AS THE IMAGES WASH OVER YOUR FEEBLE BIPED MINDS. BE SILENT AND MAY YOU YET ATTAIN GRADES HIGHER THAN SINGLE DIGIT. OH MOST UNWORTHY BIPEDS.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Cramulus on September 09, 2010, 08:05:35 PM
I AM TAKING THE TIME OUT OF MY WHIRLING GNOSIS VISION TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE TO YOU, GRADE 7 PANNUS. YOUR EFFORTS TO REACH LEVEL 8 HAVE NOT GONE UNNOTICED. I ALIGN THE UNIVERSE TO MY WILL, LETS TURN INTO RABBIS AND FROLICK

I'LL GET MY JEWHAIRS IN ORDER AND WE SHALL DEPART POST-HASTE!