I'm tripping on corn syrup, ask me anything.

[Cramulus]

EVERYBODY STOP SHITTING ON TTM'S SUBJECTIVE SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE IF HE GETS ENLIGHTENED FROM DRINKING CORN SYRUP MAYBE YOU SHOUDL SHUT UP AND GIVE A FUCK

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

EVERYBODY STOP SHITTING ON TTM'S SUBJECTIVE SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE IF HE GETS ENLIGHTENED FROM DRINKING CORN SYRUP MAYBE YOU SHOUDL SHUT UP AND GIVE A FUCK

ARE YOU A WIZARD?

[Cramulus]

I AM TAKING THE TIME OUT OF MY WHIRLING GNOSIS VISION TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE TO YOU, GRADE 7 PANNUS. YOUR EFFORTS TO REACH LEVEL 8 HAVE NOT GONE UNNOTICED. I ALIGN THE UNIVERSE TO MY WILL, LETS TURN INTO RABBIS AND FROLICK

[Don Coyote]

I AM TAKING THE TIME OUT OF MY WHIRLING GNOSIS VISION TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE TO YOU, GRADE 7 PANNUS. YOUR EFFORTS TO REACH LEVEL 8 HAVE NOT GONE UNNOTICED. I ALIGN THE UNIVERSE TO MY WILL, LETS TURN INTO RABBIS AND FROLICK

ALL OF THIS SHOUTING HAS ROUSED THE BOVINITY FROM IT'S SLUMBER. SILENCE BIPEDS. BE SILENT AND GAZE IN COOL CONTEMPLATION THE WISDOM OF HFCS, WHICH IS MUCH WATERED DOWN NECTAR OF THE GODS. BE SILENT AS THE IMAGES WASH OVER YOUR FEEBLE BIPED MINDS. BE SILENT AND MAY YOU YET ATTAIN GRADES HIGHER THAN SINGLE DIGIT. OH MOST UNWORTHY BIPEDS.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I AM TAKING THE TIME OUT OF MY WHIRLING GNOSIS VISION TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE TO YOU, GRADE 7 PANNUS. YOUR EFFORTS TO REACH LEVEL 8 HAVE NOT GONE UNNOTICED. I ALIGN THE UNIVERSE TO MY WILL, LETS TURN INTO RABBIS AND FROLICK

I'LL GET MY JEWHAIRS IN ORDER AND WE SHALL DEPART POST-HASTE!