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OMGZ Quantum hackers are chargin their laz0rz

Started by P3nT4gR4m, September 09, 2010, 08:38:44 AM

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P3nT4gR4m

September 09, 2010, 08:38:44 AM
http://www.informationweek.com/news/security/vulnerabilities/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=227300318&cid=nl_tw_security_2010-09-08_h

Norwegian computer scientists have perfected a laser-based attack against quantum cryptography systems that allows them to eavesdrop on communications without revealing their presence.

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#1
September 09, 2010, 03:43:47 PM
No one ever suspects the Norwegians!
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#2
September 09, 2010, 08:25:55 PM
So much for quantum crypto being unbreakable.   :lulz:
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#3
September 09, 2010, 08:26:59 PM
Fucking LASERS.


Am I the only one who is sick of LASERS being able to do ANYTHING?

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#4
September 09, 2010, 08:30:54 PM
Actually this is kinda funny, because I was just reading today that the Chinese military has basically improved their quantum encryption. These lasers that the Vikings are working on might negate all of that.
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#5
September 09, 2010, 09:23:03 PM
Ha! Awesome.

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#6
September 09, 2010, 10:52:54 PM
Information Security: permanent job security  :lulz:
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