unground discordia

[Requia ☣]

I thought the discordians were the nutshells, encasing the nuts?

WHO TOLD YOU THAT? WHO SENT YOU? THAT INFORMATION IS CLASSIFIED.

SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH
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I thought it was common knowledge that Discordians are nutcases.

[Lies]

Judging by the amazing lack of response from the OP, I think we scared it away.



Mission Success or 

[BadBeast]

Now she'll go away and tell the Feds that a guy called Glittersnatch tried to get her to touch his nuts!

[President Television]

Reading the book-that-shall-not-be-named-except-in-the-title-of-this-site shall inform you on all the current Discordian saints that anyone gives a shit about. Study THEM carefully. And make sure the feds don't catch you. Godspeed.

You're forgetting Toyama Koichi. That man is awesome.

[Lies]

I thought the discordians were the nutshells, encasing the nuts?

WHO TOLD YOU THAT? WHO SENT YOU? THAT INFORMATION IS CLASSIFIED.

SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH
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I thought it was common knowledge that Discordians are nutcases.

Yeah, that's what *they* would say, now isn't it?

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Now she'll go away and tell the Feds that a guy called Glittersnatch tried to get her to touch his nuts!

She wanted to know what discordia was all about...

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Now she'll go away and tell the Feds that a guy called Glittersnatch tried to get her to touch his nuts!

She wanted to know what discordia was all about...

Thanks for that. After 3 pages I forgot what the point was. Fucking spags.

As for the OP then, might as well ask what Christianity or Islam is all about. Or democracy. Or masturbation. Ok, that last one is more easily answered, but what is the evolutionary advantage?! I want to know!

[Don Coyote]

I HUNGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Placid Dingo]

Now she'll go away and tell the Feds that a guy called Glittersnatch tried to get her to touch his nuts!

She wanted to know what discordia was all about...

We're just lucky she didn't meet Glitternuts.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Now she'll go away and tell the Feds that a guy called Glittersnatch tried to get her to touch his nuts!

She wanted to know what discordia was all about...

Thanks for that. After 3 pages I forgot what the point was. Fucking spags.

As for the OP then, might as well ask what Christianity or Islam is all about. Or democracy. Or masturbation. Ok, that last one is more easily answered, but what is the evolutionary advantage?! I want to know!

Isnt discordia just ritualized masturbation?

[Don Coyote]

Now she'll go away and tell the Feds that a guy called Glittersnatch tried to get her to touch his nuts!

She wanted to know what discordia was all about...

Thanks for that. After 3 pages I forgot what the point was. Fucking spags.

As for the OP then, might as well ask what Christianity or Islam is all about. Or democracy. Or masturbation. Ok, that last one is more easily answered, but what is the evolutionary advantage?! I want to know!

Isnt discordia just ritualized masturbation?

I thought that was chaos magic.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Now she'll go away and tell the Feds that a guy called Glittersnatch tried to get her to touch his nuts!

She wanted to know what discordia was all about...

Thanks for that. After 3 pages I forgot what the point was. Fucking spags.

As for the OP then, might as well ask what Christianity or Islam is all about. Or democracy. Or masturbation. Ok, that last one is more easily answered, but what is the evolutionary advantage?! I want to know!

Isnt discordia just ritualized masturbation?

I thought that was chaos magic.

My favorite sigil is a picture of Bettie Page in bondage. I charge it every night.




On a side note:
I always wondered if Chaos Magicians ever got conditioned(Pavlov style) by charging sigils.

Like whenever they see a bunch of squiggly lines that sort of look magicky they start getting horny.

[Lies]

Ask Enki, I'm sure he'd know 

[AFK]

Hi, I am doing some research into discordianism and was wondering if anyone there has or could direct me to some real life examples, stories, and testimonies of discordians. If you could help me out that would be awesome. 

You MUST find the wise Ambassador Klok Kaos.  Make your way to his Temple in Saratoga Springs, New York.  You will be able to recognize him by his outlandish aura.  He is known and noted to be the wisest of the really real Discordians of wise realness. 

[Brotep]

Damn it to hell, now I want some really real pop tarts.