For my part, I’ve replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.
Correction: you conveyed it quite eloquently and with great imagery....but the only people who got it were the people who already got it. Some men, you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week. Which is the way he wants it. Well, he GETS it. And I don't like it any more than you men.
Just sounding this out, but I 'get' and enjoy Horrorology. It deserves more time to grow.