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Started by Cain, September 14, 2010, 02:47:01 AM

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Kai

Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on September 14, 2010, 01:16:18 PM
From that website:

QuoteFrom Arizona, U.S.A.

Dear Rebecca,

I believe I am being demonically attacked right now. I'm 26, a believer since a young age. I am hearing a demon spirit voice that will not leave under command, nor be quiet when commanded in the name of Jesus. I've been through the blue hand out for finding legal ground in life. I've prayed, I've asked God. Nothing seems to help. I've listened to your spiritual warfare CD's and understand the concepts. I cannot find any legal ground, and constantly ask the Lord to show me any legal ground. After anointing my house there will be silence for a few days. I keep hearing him yelling, cursing, badgering and belittling me threatening to kill me, God doesn't hear me, blah blah blah. I need help. Are there any tactics, even entering God's courts that could help? I need guidance, and I need it soon. I'm so demonically attacked, constantly, always watching, waiting to hinder. I'm also in deep need of encouragement in this area of warfare. It seems so few believe in a Christian being demonically infested. I cannot relate well with others in this matter. Any help is appreciated.
In Chris,
C.

The response:

QuoteFrom what you write I think the key is your house. You said that you have a few days of peace after you anoint and cleanse your home. That tells me that there is probably one of three things wrong:

1. You have an unclean object in your home somewhere that you are unaware of. Demons have the legal right to cling to an unclean object. Your cleansing of your home may shut them up for a day or two, but they will always become active again. You need to search your home from top to bottom for an unclean object. We had such a battle recently for three months. We finally found that someone had come into our home when we were away and placed a voodoo doll high up inside the back of each of our recliner chairs. We realized that someone must have placed an unclean object in our home, but did not find the dolls until finally the Lord spoke to Daniel directly and told him to look in our chairs. We had previously looked underneath them but not up inside them.

2. There may be someone coming and going from your home that beaks the seal on your home. Someone with an uncleansed life. Do you have someone like that coming and going from your home, or even living with you?


3. Perhaps you are living on cursed or unclean land. I have written quite a bit about this concept in my book Unbroken Curses. If all else fails, research the history of the place where you live.

If you have not already done so, may I suggest you obtain and read my book Protecting Your Fortress? It may give you some ideas in cleansing your home that you have not thought of. If none of these three things is the answer, then if I were you, I would take my case into God's court room every morning and every evening until you get an answer.

The cure for schizophrenia is to push away those who you love for being "Unclean"
:kingmeh:

I was going to say, in any other circumstance these people would be rightly treated as paranoid schizophrenics. But because it's called RELIGION, it's somehow fine.

(Most) religions repel the mentally stable and attract the mentally ill. Because they feel at home.
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I was gonna say, if that doesn't scream schizophrenia...I don't know what does.

Back in the Middle Ages if you went to a monastery spital for such ailments, the monks would just lock you in a room until you died...nowadays the religious eat this shit up...I'm wondering what's the lesser of two evils.
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Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on September 14, 2010, 09:39:53 PM
Theres some sect of pentecostals that rejects germ theory in favor of DEMONS!!!11! I forgot their name though, it may be one of the ones that handles snakes.

Or, as they call them, "legless demons".

Requia ☣

I need to find people like this, pretend to make friends with them, and hide tarot cards in their bathroom.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

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Quote from: Kai on September 14, 2010, 10:12:12 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on September 14, 2010, 01:16:18 PM
From that website:

QuoteFrom Arizona, U.S.A.

Dear Rebecca,

I believe I am being demonically attacked right now. I'm 26, a believer since a young age. I am hearing a demon spirit voice that will not leave under command, nor be quiet when commanded in the name of Jesus. I've been through the blue hand out for finding legal ground in life. I've prayed, I've asked God. Nothing seems to help. I've listened to your spiritual warfare CD's and understand the concepts. I cannot find any legal ground, and constantly ask the Lord to show me any legal ground. After anointing my house there will be silence for a few days. I keep hearing him yelling, cursing, badgering and belittling me threatening to kill me, God doesn't hear me, blah blah blah. I need help. Are there any tactics, even entering God's courts that could help? I need guidance, and I need it soon. I'm so demonically attacked, constantly, always watching, waiting to hinder. I'm also in deep need of encouragement in this area of warfare. It seems so few believe in a Christian being demonically infested. I cannot relate well with others in this matter. Any help is appreciated.
In Chris,
C.

The response:

QuoteFrom what you write I think the key is your house. You said that you have a few days of peace after you anoint and cleanse your home. That tells me that there is probably one of three things wrong:

1. You have an unclean object in your home somewhere that you are unaware of. Demons have the legal right to cling to an unclean object. Your cleansing of your home may shut them up for a day or two, but they will always become active again. You need to search your home from top to bottom for an unclean object. We had such a battle recently for three months. We finally found that someone had come into our home when we were away and placed a voodoo doll high up inside the back of each of our recliner chairs. We realized that someone must have placed an unclean object in our home, but did not find the dolls until finally the Lord spoke to Daniel directly and told him to look in our chairs. We had previously looked underneath them but not up inside them.

2. There may be someone coming and going from your home that beaks the seal on your home. Someone with an uncleansed life. Do you have someone like that coming and going from your home, or even living with you?


3. Perhaps you are living on cursed or unclean land. I have written quite a bit about this concept in my book Unbroken Curses. If all else fails, research the history of the place where you live.

If you have not already done so, may I suggest you obtain and read my book Protecting Your Fortress? It may give you some ideas in cleansing your home that you have not thought of. If none of these three things is the answer, then if I were you, I would take my case into God's court room every morning and every evening until you get an answer.

The cure for schizophrenia is to push away those who you love for being "Unclean"
:kingmeh:

I was going to say, in any other circumstance these people would be rightly treated as paranoid schizophrenics. But because it's called RELIGION, it's somehow fine.

(Most) religions repel the mentally stable and attract the mentally ill. Because they feel at home.

Youve also got to love the part at the end of Rebbeccas response where she pitches her book on getting demons out of your head.
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

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Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 14, 2010, 11:21:37 PM
I need to find people like this, pretend to make friends with them, and hide tarot cards in their bathroom.

Or as they sometimes call them, "demon cards".

I see a pattern developing here.  A pattern which this thread links into quite nicely.

Triple Zero

Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 14, 2010, 11:21:37 PM
I need to find people like this, pretend to make friends with them, and hide tarot cards in their bathroom.

Shame how Tarot decks are generally quite expensive. Could have a lot of fun with slipping cards to any sort of superstitious person.

(I think I paid like 15 euros for my standard Rider-Waite deck ... In hindsight that's retardedly much, given what you get for it. But it was for a good reason, namely picking up the first sorta occultish thingy that appealed to me and see how far I could take it. In additional hindsight, I'm pretty sure at least I got 15 euros worth of fun from it, too. I wonder if I saved them from the fire or not ... hm)
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Requia ☣

The whole deck is kinda expensive sure, but one card from the deck is relatively cheap.

They are inflated over the cost of most cards though.. I wonder if it might be cheaper to print them on demand.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Requia ☣

Oh heck yes, about the same initial cost, (~17$ +shipping) from the POD service Cram found.  but it comes to 7.5 cents per card.  *and* since you don't have to order the whole deck you can only get Major Arcana cards printed, which are probably better for freakout value.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Don Coyote

Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 15, 2010, 09:52:24 AM
Oh heck yes, about the same initial cost, (~17$ +shipping) from the POD service Cram found.  but it comes to 7.5 cents per card.  *and* since you don't have to order the whole deck you can only get Major Arcana cards printed, which are probably better for freakout value.

That is kinda awesome.

Triple Zero

yeah you probably want 5xDeath, 5xTower, 5xDevil, 5x3ofSwords, 5x10ofSwords anyway :-P
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Requia ☣

Ok the Rider Waite deck is public domain, so I'm good printing off as much of that as I want.  Question is, where do I find some high quality images of it to print?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Don Coyote

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Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 15, 2010, 07:52:01 PM
Ok the Rider Waite deck is public domain, so I'm good printing off as much of that as I want.  Question is, where do I find some high quality images of it to print?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rider-Waite_tarot_deck Good quality enough?

http://home.comcast.net/~vilex/Cardbacks.html Oh look cardbacks.

http://www.sacred-texts.com/tarot/pkt/index.htm How about black and white?

From sacred-texts.com
QuoteNOTE ON THE COLOR TAROT CARD IMAGES: Holly Voley has graciously scanned a set of vintage Tarot cards for sacred-texts, the earliest in her collection. These images can be viewed when you click on any of the black and white thumbnails in the Pictorial Key to the Tarot, or in the right-hand frame in the Tarot card reader. They can also be viewed sequentially in the Tarot Card Cross-reference. These Tarot card images are unambiguously in the public domain in the United States, and differ only slightly from the US Games Tarot deck. This deck is the one known as the 'Pamela-A' deck with the dried mud pattern on the back of the cards. There are also high resolution images of three of the Pamela-A cards available below in the Tarot Card Comparison essay.

Requia ☣

Not really, I suppose I can enlarge them and take the hit on quality if I have too though, I doubt people would notice in the context.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Don Coyote

How big were you planning on making them? The wikipedia images are larger than my cards.