I HATE CHRISTMAS

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xayDw2gS7-0

The War on Christmas is now a movie.
Discuss.

[Jasper]

In a classic example of wagging the dog, the whole issue of a "war on christmas" actually makes me want to wage war on christmas.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh for fuck's sake.

[The Johnny]

ITS FUCKING SEPTEMBER - PLEASE

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I'm imagining Santa Claus in his Arctic bunker roaring obscenities over his blaring machine gun as bombs explode and elf limbs go flying in the background.

Perhaps I'll click the link when this image fades.

[Telarus]

I'm imagining Santa Claus in his Arctic bunker roaring obscenities over his blaring machine gun as bombs explode and elf limbs go flying in the background.

Perhaps I'll click the link when this image fades.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/sy-336010677/weird_al_yankovic_christmas_at_ground_zero_official_music_video/

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

I support Christmas at Ground Zero.

[Suu]

I keep my Christmas. My secular, if not pagan Christmas, celebrated at Saturnalia/Solstice/Mithra instead of June.

Constantine I is a goddamn Discordian Saint of the highest merit. Without him, we wouldn't have so much shit to laugh at. He mindfucked the entire goddamn Roman Empire into thinking he was Christian (and modern Christians at that) even though he wasn't fully baptized until his death bed.

If it wasn't for Constantine, the religious strife we have today may not be as severe.

All hail, Saint Constantine the Constant Conniver of Constantinople.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I'm imagining Santa Claus in his Arctic bunker roaring obscenities over his blaring machine gun as bombs explode and elf limbs go flying in the background.

Perhaps I'll click the link when this image fades.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/sy-336010677/weird_al_yankovic_christmas_at_ground_zero_official_music_video/

Weird Al is the shit.

[Epimetheus]

I'm imagining Santa Claus in his Arctic bunker roaring obscenities over his blaring machine gun as bombs explode and elf limbs go flying in the background.

Perhaps I'll click the link when this image fades.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/sy-336010677/weird_al_yankovic_christmas_at_ground_zero_official_music_video/

You must have meant to link The Night Santa Went Crazy.

[Telarus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSs3FyeThM0


Hahaha, just found an good interesting version of that.

Hahaha, Snow-man Yankovic.

[Cain]

Chances are, if this isn't just a scam to get WarOnChristmasTards to part with their money (as the ever "financially troubled" Red Dawn remake seems to be) then it will be a Box Office flop, along the lines of An American Carol.