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Started by Lies, September 16, 2010, 09:24:24 AM

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September 16, 2010, 09:24:24 AM Last Edit: September 16, 2010, 01:02:24 PM by Lysergic
according to this site I should join the church of Peyote  :roll:

Click link and post first results :D
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Nephew Twiddleton

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September 16, 2010, 05:34:25 PM
I should work on an organic farm.  :lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#2
September 16, 2010, 05:35:20 PM
I should be an extra.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
September 16, 2010, 06:07:42 PM
Apparently I should study permaculture.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Penumbral

#5
September 16, 2010, 06:45:57 PM
I am suppose to be a roadie.

Payne

#6
September 16, 2010, 06:47:15 PM
Quote from: Penumbral on September 16, 2010, 06:45:57 PM
I am suppose to be a roadie.

Woah, someone resurrected Penumbral.

I thought I'd hidden the body really really well, too... :(

President Television

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September 16, 2010, 06:58:07 PM Last Edit: September 16, 2010, 06:59:54 PM by Doktor Plague
I guess I should be an au pair.
Or open a bakery.
Or couchsurf.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Eater of Clowns

#9
September 16, 2010, 06:59:02 PM
Taste Tester.

I could hang.
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#10
September 16, 2010, 07:05:42 PM
I think I would be perfect as an... ummmm... I should get paid to play on the internet  :D

Doktor Howl

#12
September 16, 2010, 07:06:37 PM
Bhopal toilet scrubber?
Molon Lube

Freeky

#13
September 16, 2010, 07:18:22 PM
I should live in a yurt? :? :lol:

East Coast Hustle

#14
September 16, 2010, 09:43:39 PM
I should be a graffiti artist!
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"
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