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I am undone. Like Samson.

Started by Doktor Howl, September 17, 2010, 05:15:26 PM

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Doktor Howl

September 17, 2010, 05:15:26 PM
At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.

Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.

One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.

Dok,
Shaved Yeti.
Molon Lube

Jenne

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September 17, 2010, 05:17:06 PM
Ugh, that may be itchy when it grows back...you shoulda had her wax it baby smooth, man.

Freeky

#2
September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Adios

#3
September 17, 2010, 05:18:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:15:26 PM
At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.

Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.

One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.

Dok,
Shaved Yeti.


:lulz:

I have no words.....

Doktor Howl

#4
September 17, 2010, 05:19:11 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 17, 2010, 05:17:06 PM
Ugh, that may be itchy when it grows back...you shoulda had her wax it baby smooth, man.

Wax comes on Sunday, when it's just long enough to grab.

:x
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#5
September 17, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Against anyone but me.   :lulz:
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#6
September 17, 2010, 05:20:47 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 17, 2010, 05:18:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:15:26 PM
At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.

Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.

One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.

Dok,
Shaved Yeti.


:lulz:

I have no words.....

What can I say?  I have 3 women in my life right now, Nurse Enabler, Freeky, and my daughter.  All of them seem to know precisely how to get me to do whatever they want.  This usually involves meathammers.
Molon Lube

Adios

#7
September 17, 2010, 05:24:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:20:47 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 17, 2010, 05:18:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:15:26 PM
At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.

Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.

One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.

Dok,
Shaved Yeti.


:lulz:

I have no words.....

What can I say?  I have 3 women in my life right now, Nurse Enabler, Freeky, and my daughter.  All of them seem to know precisely how to get me to do whatever they want.  This usually involves meathammers.

Then you need a pair of those meat hooks! For SCIENCE and self defense.

Freeky

#8
September 17, 2010, 05:27:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Against anyone but me.   :lulz:

Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.

East Coast Hustle

#9
September 17, 2010, 05:35:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:15:26 PM
At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.

Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.

One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.

Dok,
Shaved Yeti.

Pics or it didn't happen.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#10
September 17, 2010, 05:41:56 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 05:35:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:15:26 PM
At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.

Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.

One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.

Dok,
Shaved Yeti.

Pics or it didn't happen.

DEAR GODDESS NO!!!!!!    :x :x :x :x :x
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Payne

#11
September 17, 2010, 05:43:24 PM
The fur should be packaged and sent to The Faithful.

Doktor Howl

#12
September 17, 2010, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:27:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Against anyone but me.   :lulz:

Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.

I bet I wouldn't.

ETA:  Oh fuck.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#13
September 17, 2010, 05:55:51 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 05:35:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:15:26 PM
At the cost of a brand new set of clippers, intense agony on my part, and vicious, ruthless determination on Nurse Enabler's part, my back no longer resembles a Persian rug.

Unlike Samson, though, I have not lost my strength, but it is worthy of note that my farts don't smell as much, and no longer get caught in my hair for 3 hours or so.

One day, I WILL stop making bets with the women in my life.

Dok,
Shaved Yeti.

Pics or it didn't happen.

THAT.

CAN.

BE.

ARRANGED.
Molon Lube

Adios

#14
September 17, 2010, 05:59:03 PM
Oh dear god.
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