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I HATE CHRISTMAS

Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, September 17, 2010, 11:42:30 PM

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Prince Glittersnatch III

September 17, 2010, 11:42:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xayDw2gS7-0

The War on Christmas is now a movie.
Discuss.
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Jasper

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September 17, 2010, 11:46:48 PM
In a classic example of wagging the dog, the whole issue of a "war on christmas" actually makes me want to wage war on christmas.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
September 18, 2010, 12:03:04 AM
Oh for fuck's sake.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Johnny

#3
September 18, 2010, 01:02:38 AM

ITS FUCKING SEPTEMBER - PLEASE
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

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#4
September 18, 2010, 01:15:42 AM
I'm imagining Santa Claus in his Arctic bunker roaring obscenities over his blaring machine gun as bombs explode and elf limbs go flying in the background.

Perhaps I'll click the link when this image fades.
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Telarus

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September 18, 2010, 01:28:54 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on September 18, 2010, 01:15:42 AM
I'm imagining Santa Claus in his Arctic bunker roaring obscenities over his blaring machine gun as bombs explode and elf limbs go flying in the background.

Perhaps I'll click the link when this image fades.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/sy-336010677/weird_al_yankovic_christmas_at_ground_zero_official_music_video/
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#6
September 18, 2010, 02:28:47 AM
I support Christmas at Ground Zero.
There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

Suu

#7
September 18, 2010, 05:57:34 AM
I keep my Christmas. My secular, if not pagan Christmas, celebrated at Saturnalia/Solstice/Mithra instead of June.

Constantine I is a goddamn Discordian Saint of the highest merit. Without him, we wouldn't have so much shit to laugh at. He mindfucked the entire goddamn Roman Empire into thinking he was Christian (and modern Christians at that) even though he wasn't fully baptized until his death bed.

If it wasn't for Constantine, the religious strife we have today may not be as severe.

All hail, Saint Constantine the Constant Conniver of Constantinople.
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September 18, 2010, 07:03:34 AM
Quote from: Telarus on September 18, 2010, 01:28:54 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on September 18, 2010, 01:15:42 AM
I'm imagining Santa Claus in his Arctic bunker roaring obscenities over his blaring machine gun as bombs explode and elf limbs go flying in the background.

Perhaps I'll click the link when this image fades.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/sy-336010677/weird_al_yankovic_christmas_at_ground_zero_official_music_video/

:lulz:

Weird Al is the shit.
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Epimetheus

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September 18, 2010, 07:16:17 AM
Quote from: Telarus on September 18, 2010, 01:28:54 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on September 18, 2010, 01:15:42 AM
I'm imagining Santa Claus in his Arctic bunker roaring obscenities over his blaring machine gun as bombs explode and elf limbs go flying in the background.

Perhaps I'll click the link when this image fades.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/sy-336010677/weird_al_yankovic_christmas_at_ground_zero_official_music_video/

You must have meant to link The Night Santa Went Crazy.
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Telarus

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September 18, 2010, 07:22:37 AM Last Edit: September 18, 2010, 07:25:00 AM by Telarus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSs3FyeThM0


Hahaha, just found an good interesting version of that.

Hahaha, Snow-man Yankovic.
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#11
September 18, 2010, 01:14:57 PM
Chances are, if this isn't just a scam to get WarOnChristmasTards to part with their money (as the ever "financially troubled" Red Dawn remake seems to be) then it will be a Box Office flop, along the lines of An American Carol.
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