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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by The Great Pope of OUTSIDE, September 18, 2010, 02:40:27 AM

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September 18, 2010, 02:40:27 AM Last Edit: September 18, 2010, 04:44:26 PM by The Great Pope of OUTSIDE
And I don't want to hear any of you poor souls come whining to me that I traumatized even your desensitized/nonexistent souls for the rest of your life.

Because I didn't make you click the link.

http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html

EDIT: Can cause seizures. If you're prone to that.
There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

Lies

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September 18, 2010, 03:29:47 AM
You really should put a warning on that page that anyone who is susceptible to seizures should avoid it as some of our members *are* and there is an animated gif on that page that could potentially trigger it, even though it is a small picture its right there at the start.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Great Pope of OUTSIDE

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September 18, 2010, 03:53:19 AM
Alright, but that's not really what I'm getting at, XD
There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#3
September 18, 2010, 03:55:43 AM
Palahniuk ftw.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
September 18, 2010, 08:31:18 PM
Thanks for the warning! Among the effects of temporal lobe seizures are memory loss, paranoia, anxiety, and irrational rage. :) Fun for the whole family!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

East Coast Hustle

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September 18, 2010, 10:23:21 PM
I frequently find that those are also the effects of going shopping at Wal-mart.
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