Hipsters fucking love the hurdy-gurdy

[Nephew Twiddleton]

watch for this happening to steampunk in the next 2-3 years.

Any minute now you're going to be party to a conversation about how I used to be steampunk before it was popular. I'm an authentic steam punk.

BUT IT'S TRUE.

-Suu
Was steampunk before it was popular.

But it's irrelevant.

It makes her a cutting-edge hipster!

I once knew a guy, back in the army, that would stop listening to bands when they became popular.

He never understood why I giggled when he said that.

Which is why I'm going to keep doing Steampunk, even when it's passe.

Pretty much what I'm doing with Metal.

[Doktor Howl]

The third line of the Dok quote says that the above two statements contradict each other.

Correct.  Because, by definition, all hipsters like the same things.

[Suu]

I am opposed to this.  Piercing or tattooing the female form is like drawing eyeliner on the Mona Lisa.

You can't improve perfection.

However, that's just my personal opinion.

Your opinion is valid, but I wanted a nose ring.

It's still in, 20 years later, and I still like it.

Good on ya, if you like it.

But I maintain that trying to improve perfection leads to Portlandism.

I had piercings, but I took them out. My ears are stretched and I have tattoos though. I want my nose done again and I want more ink...but I'll continue to dress like a fuckin' scrub. Just sayin'.

-Suu
Wearing a Deadpool t-shirt and flip flops AT WORK.

[Cramulus]

Capybaras aren't mammals.  They are a dangerous, poisonous creature from Wizardy 1.

[Doktor Howl]

Capybaras aren't mammals.  They are a dangerous, poisonous creature from Wizardy 1.

I just "dated" myself AND outed myself as a long-term geek, didn't I?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

ZOMG THAT SLAYER T-SHIRT IS SO AWESOME! I LOVE IT!

Ok, so a hipster would buy a Slayer shirt on the basis that it's so awesome, whereas the metalhead would buy it because s/he likes Slayer.

The only people who like Slayer are hipsters, though.

Metal was metal in 1980. In 2010, it's a thing college kids are into.

So you like Slayer then?

What is your logic behind that question? I see none.

Hipsters like Slayer, you identify as a hipster, therefore you must like Slayer.

According to your "logic", since capybaras are mammals, all mammals are capybaras.

Refer to Howl:

All people who like Slayer are hipsters.

Not all hipsters like Slayer.

The third line of the Dok quote says that the above two statements contradict each other.

That is part of Dok's personal philosophy of hate, which is why I didn't include it.

Your logic is still nonexistent. According to your logic, or lack thereof, since capybaras are mammals, YOU ARE A CAPYBARA.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Capybaras aren't mammals.  They are a dangerous, poisonous creature from Wizardy 1.

I just "dated" myself AND outed myself as a long-term geek, didn't I?

I don't know what you're talking about, but I feel like I ought to.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

ZOMG THAT SLAYER T-SHIRT IS SO AWESOME! I LOVE IT!

Ok, so a hipster would buy a Slayer shirt on the basis that it's so awesome, whereas the metalhead would buy it because s/he likes Slayer.

The only people who like Slayer are hipsters, though.

Metal was metal in 1980. In 2010, it's a thing college kids are into.

So you like Slayer then?

What is your logic behind that question? I see none.

Hipsters like Slayer, you identify as a hipster, therefore you must like Slayer.

According to your "logic", since capybaras are mammals, all mammals are capybaras.

Refer to Howl:

All people who like Slayer are hipsters.

Not all hipsters like Slayer.

The third line of the Dok quote says that the above two statements contradict each other.

That is part of Dok's personal philosophy of hate, which is why I didn't include it.

Your logic is still nonexistent. According to your logic, or lack thereof, since capybaras are mammals, YOU ARE A CAPYBARA.

That may be so, however your logic dictates that only a hipster can recognize another hipster. By your logic, you would be unable to know that I have a beard.
Or that if you pass by a furry convention, you wouldn't know that they were furries.

[Freeky]

That may be so, however your logic dictates that only a hipster can recognize another hipster. By your logic, you would be unable to know that I have a beard.
Or that if you pass by a furry convention, you wouldn't know that they were furries.

This made me pause in my sacred Eating of the Steak ritual out of confusion.

[Doktor Howl]

Capybaras aren't mammals.  They are a dangerous, poisonous creature from Wizardy 1.

I just "dated" myself AND outed myself as a long-term geek, didn't I?

I don't know what you're talking about, but I feel like I ought to.

Video game originally for the Apple II.  Still one of the best dungeon games ever made.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

That may be so, however your logic dictates that only a hipster can recognize another hipster. By your logic, you would be unable to know that I have a beard.
Or that if you pass by a furry convention, you wouldn't know that they were furries.

This made me pause in my sacred Eating of the Steak ritual out of confusion.

My apologies, continue the steak consumption.

[Doktor Howl]

That may be so, however your logic dictates that only a hipster can recognize another hipster. By your logic, you would be unable to know that I have a beard.
Or that if you pass by a furry convention, you wouldn't know that they were furries.

This made me pause in my sacred Eating of the Steak ritual out of confusion.

My apologies, continue the steak consumption.

Isn't sacred anymore, you sacriligious bastard.

[Freeky]

That may be so, however your logic dictates that only a hipster can recognize another hipster. By your logic, you would be unable to know that I have a beard.
Or that if you pass by a furry convention, you wouldn't know that they were furries.

This made me pause in my sacred Eating of the Steak ritual out of confusion.

My apologies, continue the steak consumption.

Isn't sacred anymore, you sacriligious bastard.

And I have no more steak to start over with.

YOU BASTARD, BLIGHT! HAVE YOU NO RESPECT?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

That may be so, however your logic dictates that only a hipster can recognize another hipster. By your logic, you would be unable to know that I have a beard.
Or that if you pass by a furry convention, you wouldn't know that they were furries.

This made me pause in my sacred Eating of the Steak ritual out of confusion.

My apologies, continue the steak consumption.

Isn't sacred anymore, you sacriligious bastard.

I was unaware that there were steak rituals in progress. Otherwise I would have held off on the post in reverent silence until it was completed.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That may be so, however your logic dictates that only a hipster can recognize another hipster. By your logic, you would be unable to know that I have a beard.
Or that if you pass by a furry convention, you wouldn't know that they were furries.

....um. No. Unless you are positing that if it takes a hipster to know a hipster, therefore only like can recognize like applies universally to everything.

How are you at math? Not so good?