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A promising new treatment for hiccups

Started by ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞, September 20, 2010, 07:24:46 PM

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We suggest that this manoeuvre should be considered in cases of intractable hiccups before proceeding with pharmacological agents.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2299306
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Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on September 20, 2010, 07:33:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 20, 2010, 07:32:14 PM
The paper is 20 years old

Oh, well I guess it's not funny then.

No the idea of an old dude getting fingered to cure his hiccups is still funny. I was pointing out that it wasn't new.
It would be interesting to find out who thought to do it to the first guy.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Salty

So, how do I give myself hiccups? 'Cause it'd be great if I could get my health insurance to cover that sort of thing.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

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Quote from: Alty on September 20, 2010, 08:45:31 PM
So, how do I give myself hiccups? 'Cause it'd be great if I could get my health insurance to cover that sort of thing.

I think they need to be "intractable."

That would be hilarious if you got caught for that.

"The defendant is charged with defrauding insurance companies to obtain rectal massage services."
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"If the jury does not stop laughing they will be held in contempt."
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Triple Zero

"He wanted me to use this finger ..."
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"I said, but you don't even have hiccups!"
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Jasper

Does this mean people have been fingering each other for hiccups for 20 years?

Salty

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.