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A promising new treatment for hiccups
« on: September 20, 2010, 07:24:46 pm »
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We suggest that this manoeuvre should be considered in cases of intractable hiccups before proceeding with pharmacological agents.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2299306
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Re: A promising new treatment for hiccups
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2010, 07:32:14 pm »
The paper is 20 years old
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Re: A promising new treatment for hiccups
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2010, 07:33:30 pm »
The paper is 20 years old

Oh, well I guess it's not funny then.
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Re: A promising new treatment for hiccups
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2010, 07:38:30 pm »
The paper is 20 years old

Oh, well I guess it's not funny then.

No the idea of an old dude getting fingered to cure his hiccups is still funny. I was pointing out that it wasn't new.
It would be interesting to find out who thought to do it to the first guy.
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Re: A promising new treatment for hiccups
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2010, 08:45:31 pm »
So, how do I give myself hiccups? 'Cause it'd be great if I could get my health insurance to cover that sort of thing.
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Re: A promising new treatment for hiccups
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2010, 09:01:20 pm »
So, how do I give myself hiccups? 'Cause it'd be great if I could get my health insurance to cover that sort of thing.

I think they need to be "intractable."

That would be hilarious if you got caught for that.

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Re: A promising new treatment for hiccups
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2010, 11:41:54 pm »
"He wanted me to use this finger ..."
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Re: A promising new treatment for hiccups
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2010, 12:12:28 am »
:lol:
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Re: A promising new treatment for hiccups
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2010, 01:40:58 am »
Does this mean people have been fingering each other for hiccups for 20 years?

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Re: A promising new treatment for hiccups
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2010, 01:52:02 am »
BRB MEDSCHOOL.
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