REAL RAMEN

[Doktor Howl]

you bitches have not seen my miso.

Ditch that Scot and marry me.

NO ME.

YOU MARRY ME, TOO.

GOD DAMMIT OK, IF I HAVE TO.

harumph

I thought that was rather bigamy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ME, YOU, AND VINDALOO TOO

if it's bigamy, it's you and me.


Mmmm, vindaloo....

Oh, shit.  THAT SHIT IS MINE.

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK TO FREEKY OR NURSE ENABLER.

Dok,
Will fight to THE DEATH.

I'TS MINE MORE.

I will talk to Freeky Nurse and Freeky and Nurse.

Babes,
will fight to the ANYTHING.

THAT'S RIGHT.

I BET YOU THINK THAT A PRETTY FACE AND RED HAIR WILL MAKE ME GO ALL STUPID, RIGHT?

[Doktor Howl]

you bitches have not seen my miso.

Ditch that Scot and marry me.

NO ME.

YOU MARRY ME, TOO.

GOD DAMMIT OK, IF I HAVE TO.

harumph

I thought that was rather bigamy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ME, YOU, AND VINDALOO TOO

if it's bigamy, it's you and me.


Mmmm, vindaloo....

Oh, shit.  THAT SHIT IS MINE.

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK TO FREEKY OR NURSE ENABLER.

Dok,
Will fight to THE DEATH.

Unless I declare war on her, and send her some.

I still have to launch my attack on Richter and Suu, and also Cainad.

Oh, SHIT.

Is there a war on?

Yes.  Swamp Yankees vs Everyone Else.

[Freeky]

Oh, SHIT.

Is there a war on?

Yes, Tucson (that'd be me) is waging war on the tastebuds of PD. I'm winning, having taken Florida (keep in mind it's the whole thing), and wherever Dimo is.

[Babes in Tongland]

you bitches have not seen my miso.

Ditch that Scot and marry me.

NO ME.

YOU MARRY ME, TOO.

GOD DAMMIT OK, IF I HAVE TO.

harumph

I thought that was rather bigamy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ME, YOU, AND VINDALOO TOO

if it's bigamy, it's you and me.


Mmmm, vindaloo....

Oh, shit.  THAT SHIT IS MINE.

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK TO FREEKY OR NURSE ENABLER.

Dok,
Will fight to THE DEATH.

Unless I declare war on her, and send her some.

I still have to launch my attack on Richter and Suu, and also Cainad.

Oh, SHIT.

Is there a war on?

Yes.  Swamp Yankees vs Everyone Else.

Shit; I better take cover--


ALSO: YES.







PS -- I love the pic. More than hazelnut cupcakes.

[Babes in Tongland]

Oh, SHIT.

Is there a war on?

Yes, Tucson (that'd be me) is waging war on the tastebuds of PD. I'm winning, having taken Florida (keep in mind it's the whole thing), and wherever Dimo is.

Hummmmm. Do I have to pick sides? I am neither Tuscon nor tastebuds. Well, I have tastebuds. And I like tasting things.

TAKE FLORIDA

YOU WIN

[Doktor Howl]

PS -- I love the pic. More than hazelnut cupcakes.

I'm the moron in back, losing his shit.

[Don Coyote]

PS -- I love the pic. More than hazelnut cupcakes.

I'm the moron in back, losing his shit.

Then I weep for the street and the sidewalk, and that poor poor poodle.

[Doktor Howl]

PS -- I love the pic. More than hazelnut cupcakes.

I'm the moron in back, losing his shit.

Then I weep for the street and the sidewalk, and that poor poor poodle.

I'll have you know that, in certain societies, my shit is collected and kept in special huts.  The tribes with the bigger piles scoff at their less fortunate neighbors, and the least of my butt nuggets can dowry off three ugly daughters.

And that poodle was begging for it, with that hairdo and those manicured claws.  Yeah, you know.

[Babes in Tongland]

PS -- I love the pic. More than hazelnut cupcakes.

I'm the moron in back, losing his shit.

Then I weep for the street and the sidewalk, and that poor poor poodle.

I'll be losing my own shit soon, too; it's okay.

[Nast]

I should make a bowl of ramen like that someday.

I like eggs; it's the kamaboko that I'm not fond of. Logs of dyed fish paste are just too funny when you think about it.

[Babes in Tongland]

I should make a bowl of ramen like that someday.

I like eggs; it's the kamaboko that I'm not fond of. Logs of dyed fish paste are just too funny when you think about it.

It does sound gross, but I like to tell myself I'd get over it?

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

you bitches have not seen my miso.

My miso comes with tofu, buckwheat ramen and sushi seaweed, nori. It is the mutts nuts.
next time i will take bad camera photos.

I fucked that one up. Anyway as i am in a foul mood and need comfort food i think imma make a huge batch of Miso today.

and bigamy is soo 2006.

[Doktor Howl]

you bitches have not seen my miso.

My miso comes with tofu, buckwheat ramen and sushi seaweed, nori. It is the mutts nuts.
next time i will take bad camera photos.

I fucked that one up. Anyway as i am in a foul mood and need comfort food i think imma make a huge batch of Miso today.

and bigamy is soo 2006.

Right, then.

We'll just have to dispose of Payne.  That's what Messiahs are FOR, anyway.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Oh, SHIT.

Is there a war on?

Yes, Tucson (that'd be me) is waging war on the tastebuds of PD. I'm winning, having taken Florida (keep in mind it's the whole thing), and wherever Dimo is.

When did this happen?
I did NOT receive the memo.

GIT! OFF! MAH! LAWN!

[Doktor Howl]

Oh, SHIT.

Is there a war on?

Yes, Tucson (that'd be me) is waging war on the tastebuds of PD. I'm winning, having taken Florida (keep in mind it's the whole thing), and wherever Dimo is.

When did this happen?
I did NOT receive the memo.

GIT! OFF! MAH! LAWN!

Isn't a lawn.  Is a swamp.