REAL RAMEN

[Suu]

Oh, SHIT.

Is there a war on?

Yes, Tucson (that'd be me) is waging war on the tastebuds of PD. I'm winning, having taken Florida (keep in mind it's the whole thing), and wherever Dimo is.

OVER MY DEAD BODY.


...Unless you just want West Warwick...then we could possibly negotiate.

[Payne]

you bitches have not seen my miso.

My miso comes with tofu, buckwheat ramen and sushi seaweed, nori. It is the mutts nuts.
next time i will take bad camera photos.

I fucked that one up. Anyway as i am in a foul mood and need comfort food i think imma make a huge batch of Miso today.

and bigamy is soo 2006.

Right, then.

We'll just have to dispose of Payne.  That's what Messiahs are FOR, anyway.

~~~Payne: Ate your miso.

[Doktor Howl]

you bitches have not seen my miso.

My miso comes with tofu, buckwheat ramen and sushi seaweed, nori. It is the mutts nuts.
next time i will take bad camera photos.

I fucked that one up. Anyway as i am in a foul mood and need comfort food i think imma make a huge batch of Miso today.

and bigamy is soo 2006.

Right, then.

We'll just have to dispose of Payne.  That's what Messiahs are FOR, anyway.

~~~Payne: Ate your miso.

Fine.  It can be retrieved from your guts.

[Freeky]

Oh, SHIT.

Is there a war on?

Yes, Tucson (that'd be me) is waging war on the tastebuds of PD. I'm winning, having taken Florida (keep in mind it's the whole thing), and wherever Dimo is.

When did this happen?
I did NOT receive the memo.

GIT! OFF! MAH! LAWN!

Those preserves, woman! You have to return fire (CARAMELS!) if you want Florida back.

[Freeky]

Oh, SHIT.

Is there a war on?

Yes, Tucson (that'd be me) is waging war on the tastebuds of PD. I'm winning, having taken Florida (keep in mind it's the whole thing), and wherever Dimo is.

OVER MY DEAD BODY.


...Unless you just want West Warwick...then we could possibly negotiate.

I will negotiate NOTHING! This is WAR!

[Payne]

you bitches have not seen my miso.

My miso comes with tofu, buckwheat ramen and sushi seaweed, nori. It is the mutts nuts.
next time i will take bad camera photos.

I fucked that one up. Anyway as i am in a foul mood and need comfort food i think imma make a huge batch of Miso today.

and bigamy is soo 2006.

Right, then.

We'll just have to dispose of Payne.  That's what Messiahs are FOR, anyway.

~~~Payne: Ate your miso.

Fine.  It can be retrieved from your guts.

I don't have guts, Dok. I absorb foodstuffs utilising a particularly disgusting method of osmosis.

And then I lick the plate clean, which is apparently even more disgusting.

I need the space where guts normally are for my distended WRATH gland.

[Doktor Howl]

you bitches have not seen my miso.

My miso comes with tofu, buckwheat ramen and sushi seaweed, nori. It is the mutts nuts.
next time i will take bad camera photos.

I fucked that one up. Anyway as i am in a foul mood and need comfort food i think imma make a huge batch of Miso today.

and bigamy is soo 2006.

Right, then.

We'll just have to dispose of Payne.  That's what Messiahs are FOR, anyway.

~~~Payne: Ate your miso.

Fine.  It can be retrieved from your guts.

I don't have guts, Dok. I absorb foodstuffs utilising a particularly disgusting method of osmosis.

And then I lick the plate clean, which is apparently even more disgusting.

I need the space where guts normally are for my distended WRATH gland.

Next time, then.  Apparently, we're at war with the East Coast again.

[Payne]

"Miso! Miso! Fighting in the dojo...
Miso! Miso! Oriental Prince in the land of soup..."
~The Mighty Boosh

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Today we had to use spinach noodles, because soba noodle was a mile walk away. Still. My noodles are green and tasty.

[Freeky]

you bitches have not seen my miso.

My miso comes with tofu, buckwheat ramen and sushi seaweed, nori. It is the mutts nuts.
next time i will take bad camera photos.

I fucked that one up. Anyway as i am in a foul mood and need comfort food i think imma make a huge batch of Miso today.

and bigamy is soo 2006.

Right, then.

We'll just have to dispose of Payne.  That's what Messiahs are FOR, anyway.

~~~Payne: Ate your miso.

Fine.  It can be retrieved from your guts.

I don't have guts, Dok. I absorb foodstuffs utilising a particularly disgusting method of osmosis.

And then I lick the plate clean, which is apparently even more disgusting.

I need the space where guts normally are for my distended WRATH gland.

Next time, then.  Apparently, we're at war with the East Coast again. EVERyWHERE!

[Suu]

Oh, SHIT.

Is there a war on?

Yes, Tucson (that'd be me) is waging war on the tastebuds of PD. I'm winning, having taken Florida (keep in mind it's the whole thing), and wherever Dimo is.

OVER MY DEAD BODY.


...Unless you just want West Warwick...then we could possibly negotiate.

I will negotiate NOTHING! This is WAR!

Well, in order to take Rhode Island, you have to actually be here.




.....Take your time.

[Payne]

Next time, then.  Apparently, we're at war with the East Coast again.

I am about to brew up a good old fashioned WOMP Thread. There is someone who threatened some "revenge" (weak and watery revenge, doubtless) "after the weekend" last week.

He has not followed through on his grandiose posturing, and will be made to pay.

WRATH, Dok. I am in it's grip once more, and Pixie shall be witness to my mad cackling as I wield my brush and ctrl+c.

TRIP, YOU BELGIAN MOTHERFUCKER! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR FAINTLY-SMELLING-OF-SPROUTS DOOM!

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

:cheerleader:

Go go Payne!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Oh, SHIT.

Is there a war on?

Yes, Tucson (that'd be me) is waging war on the tastebuds of PD. I'm winning, having taken Florida (keep in mind it's the whole thing), and wherever Dimo is.

When did this happen?
I did NOT receive the memo.

GIT! OFF! MAH! LAWN!

Those preserves, woman! You have to return fire (CARAMELS!) if you want Florida back.

OOOOOOOOOH no no no no no.
That was merely your move. I have yet to push any of my pieces out on the board. This is not a victory,
it is merely the beginning.
Florida is mine and will remain so. Regardless of jams and caramels.
(srsly, who the fuck wants this fart smelling shit hole anyway)

PS- might be a while before I do any candy making. My best friend's sister died and I'm kinda doin what I
can to help him out.