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SPIDERS: It's not a game.

Started by LMNO, September 21, 2010, 12:57:23 PM

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Phox

#510
September 28, 2010, 12:48:18 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on September 28, 2010, 12:47:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 28, 2010, 12:45:10 AM
QuoteI am so terrified. Please mommy take the scary clown away. It scares me.

So you should be. And your mother can't help you my friend. She's been...taken care of.

QuoteGo spiders, go! Kill them all!

Silence, you arachnoid roadkill!

Since when have you been scary?  :lulz:

Since Doktor Howl and I brought him over to the darkside.  :evil:

Don Coyote

#511
September 28, 2010, 12:48:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 28, 2010, 12:45:10 AM
QuoteI am so terrified. Please mommy take the scary clown away. It scares me.

So you should be. And your mother can't help you my friend. She's been...taken care of.

hAvE YoU eVER seeEN WHAT i can do WITH a bLEnder?
yOu wILl fiND oUt fIRsT hAnD.

ThatGreenGentleman

#512
September 28, 2010, 12:50:15 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 28, 2010, 12:48:18 AM

Since Doktor Howl and I brought him over to the darkside.  :evil:

Does this darkside have cookies?
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

Phox

#513
September 28, 2010, 12:52:03 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on September 28, 2010, 12:50:15 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 28, 2010, 12:48:18 AM

Since Doktor Howl and I brought him over to the darkside.  :evil:

Does this darkside have cookies?

Well, we say that, but cookies are more of a metaphor, anyway. We do get to wear really tight leather, get swastika tattoos, and solve most problems with some form of violence, though.

The Wizard

#514
September 28, 2010, 12:52:27 AM
Quote
hAvE YoU eVER seeEN WHAT i can do WITH a bLEnder?
yOu wILl fiND oUt fIRsT hAnD.

Have you ever seen what I can do with a pickax, a gimp suit, and thirty pictures of Eleanor Roosevelt nude?

Pray you never do.
Insanity we trust.

Phox

#515
September 28, 2010, 12:52:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 28, 2010, 12:52:27 AM
Quote
hAvE YoU eVER seeEN WHAT i can do WITH a bLEnder?
yOu wILl fiND oUt fIRsT hAnD.

Have you ever seen what I can do with a pickax, a gimp suit, and thirty pictures of Eleanor Roosevelt nude?

Pray you never do.
:fap:

The Wizard

#516
September 28, 2010, 12:54:24 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia

That is where the pickax comes in.
Insanity we trust.

The Wizard

#517
September 28, 2010, 12:55:04 AM
Literally.
Insanity we trust.

Phox

#518
September 28, 2010, 12:55:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 28, 2010, 12:54:24 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia

That is where the pickax comes in.

Well, duh. How the hell else am I supposed to get off?

ThatGreenGentleman

#519
September 28, 2010, 12:56:20 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 28, 2010, 12:52:03 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on September 28, 2010, 12:50:15 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 28, 2010, 12:48:18 AM

Since Doktor Howl and I brought him over to the darkside.  :evil:

Does this darkside have cookies?

Well, we say that, but cookies are more of a metaphor, anyway. We do get to wear really tight leather, get swastika tattoos, and solve most problems with some form of violence, though.

WTF? YUO DON'T HAVE ANY COOKIES? THE DARKSIDE IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT ONCE WAS!  :argh!:
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

The Wizard

#520
September 28, 2010, 12:57:44 AM
QuoteWTF? YUO DON'T HAVE ANY COOKIES? THE DARKSIDE IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT ONCE WAS!

I have cookies. Freshly baked. Do not listen to this one's lies. Join me.
Insanity we trust.

Phox

#521
September 28, 2010, 12:58:18 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on September 28, 2010, 12:56:20 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 28, 2010, 12:52:03 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on September 28, 2010, 12:50:15 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 28, 2010, 12:48:18 AM

Since Doktor Howl and I brought him over to the darkside.  :evil:

Does this darkside have cookies?

Well, we say that, but cookies are more of a metaphor, anyway. We do get to wear really tight leather, get swastika tattoos, and solve most problems with some form of violence, though.

WTF? YUO DON'T HAVE ANY COOKIES? THE DARKSIDE IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT ONCE WAS!  :argh!:

Cookies, no. We do have brownies and cheesecake though.

Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 28, 2010, 12:57:44 AM
QuoteWTF? YUO DON'T HAVE ANY COOKIES? THE DARKSIDE IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT ONCE WAS!

I have cookies. Freshly baked. Do not listen to this one's lies. Join me.
And I'm the liar?  :lulz:

Don Coyote

#522
September 28, 2010, 12:59:05 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 28, 2010, 12:58:18 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on September 28, 2010, 12:56:20 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 28, 2010, 12:52:03 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on September 28, 2010, 12:50:15 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 28, 2010, 12:48:18 AM

Since Doktor Howl and I brought him over to the darkside.  :evil:

Does this darkside have cookies?

Well, we say that, but cookies are more of a metaphor, anyway. We do get to wear really tight leather, get swastika tattoos, and solve most problems with some form of violence, though.

WTF? YUO DON'T HAVE ANY COOKIES? THE DARKSIDE IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT ONCE WAS!  :argh!:

Cookies, no. We do have brownies and cheesecake though.

Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 28, 2010, 12:57:44 AM
QuoteWTF? YUO DON'T HAVE ANY COOKIES? THE DARKSIDE IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT ONCE WAS!

I have cookies. Freshly baked. Do not listen to this one's lies. Join me.
And I'm the liar?  :lulz:


You did deny being a spider.

ThatGreenGentleman

#523
September 28, 2010, 12:59:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 28, 2010, 12:57:44 AM
QuoteWTF? YUO DON'T HAVE ANY COOKIES? THE DARKSIDE IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT ONCE WAS!

I have cookies. Freshly baked. Do not listen to this one's lies. Join me.

You has cookies? If you really do, I'll join!  :lulz:
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

Phox

#524
September 28, 2010, 01:00:09 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 28, 2010, 12:59:05 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 28, 2010, 12:58:18 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on September 28, 2010, 12:56:20 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 28, 2010, 12:52:03 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on September 28, 2010, 12:50:15 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 28, 2010, 12:48:18 AM

Since Doktor Howl and I brought him over to the darkside.  :evil:

Does this darkside have cookies?

Well, we say that, but cookies are more of a metaphor, anyway. We do get to wear really tight leather, get swastika tattoos, and solve most problems with some form of violence, though.

WTF? YUO DON'T HAVE ANY COOKIES? THE DARKSIDE IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT ONCE WAS!  :argh!:

Cookies, no. We do have brownies and cheesecake though.

Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 28, 2010, 12:57:44 AM
QuoteWTF? YUO DON'T HAVE ANY COOKIES? THE DARKSIDE IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT ONCE WAS!

I have cookies. Freshly baked. Do not listen to this one's lies. Join me.
And I'm the liar?  :lulz:


You did deny being a spider.

Well, that was self defense. And also, i'm good at it. Ask Semaj about our PM conversation.  :lulz:
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