SPIDERS: It's not a game.

[Phox]

And the turn to the darkside is now complete. The only problem is, we villains tend to have no compunctions about killing each other off, so he's probably going to come after me now. Ah well, it was worth it. 

That will teach you to have a cutsey avatar.

In your next incarnation, try using something more appropriate.

This one more to your liking, Dok?

The change is complete!!!

I have become

Phoenix. Watch your back.

Always do. I've been in this business a long time, kid. Fallen heroes are my specialty. 

[The Johnny]

Incidentally, I will now say for the record that Ippie and Johnny are the spiders.  169% guaranteed.

Keep spinning them webs Dok, no one knows anything for certain, and claiming otherwise is of ill intent.

[The Wizard]

Always do. I've been in this business a long time, kid. Fallen heroes are my specialty.

We'll see, Pho. You have no idea what you've just unleashed.

[Doktor Howl]

Incidentally, I will now say for the record that Ippie and Johnny are the spiders.  169% guaranteed.

Keep spinning them webs Dok, no one knows anything for certain, and claiming otherwise is of ill intent.

Well, far be it from me to harbor ill intent, you 8 legged monster.

[Doktor Howl]

And the turn to the darkside is now complete. The only problem is, we villains tend to have no compunctions about killing each other off, so he's probably going to come after me now. Ah well, it was worth it. 

That will teach you to have a cutsey avatar.

In your next incarnation, try using something more appropriate.

This one more to your liking, Dok?

Can't see it on this comp.  Will advise later.

[Phox]

And the turn to the darkside is now complete. The only problem is, we villains tend to have no compunctions about killing each other off, so he's probably going to come after me now. Ah well, it was worth it. 

That will teach you to have a cutsey avatar.

In your next incarnation, try using something more appropriate.

This one more to your liking, Dok?

Can't see it on this comp.  Will advise later.

Works for me.

[Don Coyote]

Hit by a Greyhound is the way to go. You won that bet, Dok.  I was a spider. Too bad my smooth talking didn't convert anybody away from voting for me.

Are you the one that subsumed me!?!

Yes, actually I was. I chose you at random. It was between you and Cudgel. You were tails. Sorry, about that.

[Requia ☣]

I vote for Ippy, can't find the current count.

[The Wizard]

I'm coming for you too, pathetic swine! Don't think I overlooked the humor you took in my demise!

[Don Coyote]

I'm coming for you too, pathetic swine! Don't think I overlooked the humor you took in my demise!

I am so terrified. Please mommy take the scary clown away. It scares me.

I think Ippy is a spider. It's a toss up between Dok and Freeky for the last one.


This has been a test of the emergency tooth filling broadcast system. Some side effects include sterility and intense paranoia.

[Phox]

Go spiders, go! Kill them all! 

[ThatGreenGentleman]

Gonna go with the mob mentality here and vote for Ippy. Cuz abstaining your vote is fucking boring!  

[The Wizard]

I am so terrified. Please mommy take the scary clown away. It scares me.

So you should be. And your mother can't help you my friend. She's been...taken care of.

Go spiders, go! Kill them all!

Silence, you arachnoid roadkill!

[Phox]

I am so terrified. Please mommy take the scary clown away. It scares me.

So you should be. And your mother can't help you my friend. She's been...taken care of.

Go spiders, go! Kill them all!

Silence, you arachnoid roadkill!

It takes more than a bus to kill a spider, ya know. 

[ThatGreenGentleman]

I am so terrified. Please mommy take the scary clown away. It scares me.

So you should be. And your mother can't help you my friend. She's been...taken care of.

Go spiders, go! Kill them all!

Silence, you arachnoid roadkill!

Since when have you been scary?