ATTN: DOKTOR HOWL

[Adios]

Is there any good country being made?

Not really.  Brad Paisley has done some interesting stuff, but it really isn't "country", except for Whiskey Lullaby.  Other than that, it's all pop.  Country died with Roy Orbison.

Fuck you. Try Gunpowder and lead by Miranda Lambert.

Point.  But she sounds like another Gretchen Wilson, and the FIRST one made Hank cry in his grave, out of shame.

I will meet you out back. I will defend Gretchen to the death.

Gretchen Wilson is to country what The Monkees were to rock n roll.

Other than that, she's okay, I guess.

Gretchen is an ass kicking hard driving country hawt assed woman.

[Don Coyote]

Is there any good country being made?

Not really.  Brad Paisley has done some interesting stuff, but it really isn't "country", except for Whiskey Lullaby.  Other than that, it's all pop.  Country died with Roy Orbison.

Fuck you. Try Gunpowder and lead by Miranda Lambert.

Point.  But she sounds like another Gretchen Wilson, and the FIRST one made Hank cry in his grave, out of shame.

I will meet you out back. I will defend Gretchen to the death.

Gretchen Wilson is to country what The Monkees were to rock n roll.

Other than that, she's okay, I guess.

There is now beer and tortilla chips all over my desk.

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

No, I'm not. I was in a tragic accident as a child and had to have both legs amputated. It was a horrific experience and I'm still not fully recovered emotionally from the torment I've suffered due to it. I'll have you know you're a dick for making fun of my disability, and for basing my personality on whether or not I have two feet. :P

*headdesk* OH MY GAWD! I was kidding! I have both legs! I walk just fine. I was just trying to relieve a little tension, that's ALL!

Good gods, if I can't even be funny anymore.... *shakes head sadly*

[Doktor Howl]

Is there any good country being made?

Not really.  Brad Paisley has done some interesting stuff, but it really isn't "country", except for Whiskey Lullaby.  Other than that, it's all pop.  Country died with Roy Orbison.

Fuck you. Try Gunpowder and lead by Miranda Lambert.

Point.  But she sounds like another Gretchen Wilson, and the FIRST one made Hank cry in his grave, out of shame.

I will meet you out back. I will defend Gretchen to the death.

Gretchen Wilson is to country what The Monkees were to rock n roll.

Other than that, she's okay, I guess.

Gretchen is an ass kicking hard driving country hawt assed woman.

Gretchen is a wholely owned subsidiary of Epic records.

Also,

Gretchen Wilson sang the National Anthem (blended with a voice-over of the Pledge of Allegiance) to a national audience at the Republican National Convention on September 3, 2008, later describing this as a "once-in-a-lifetime" experience at an "historic moment".[12] Wilson and her band also performed during Republican presidential candidate Arizona Senator John McCain and vice-presidential candidate Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's political rally at Lunken Airport  in Cincinnati, Ohio on October 22, 2008 to an enthusiastic crowd of approximately 12,000 supporters. Palin started the rally by exclaiming that she couldn't wait to get (Wilson's) autograph. Wilson played a version of the Heart song "Barracuda" for Palin. The band Heart had requested that their own original version not be played at Republican rallies.[13]

This is why her career ended.

[Doktor Howl]

No, I'm not. I was in a tragic accident as a child and had to have both legs amputated. It was a horrific experience and I'm still not fully recovered emotionally from the torment I've suffered due to it. I'll have you know you're a dick for making fun of my disability, and for basing my personality on whether or not I have two feet. :P

*headdesk* OH MY GAWD! I was kidding! I have both legs! I walk just fine. I was just trying to relieve a little tension, that's ALL!

Good gods, if I can't even be funny anymore.... *shakes head sadly*

I really did have a GF with a wooden leg, though.

[Adios]

Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.

[Doktor Howl]

Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.

Blarg.  That sounds like work.

[Adios]

Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.

Blarg.  That sounds like work.

There is no work like wet work.

[Doktor Howl]

Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.

Blarg.  That sounds like work.

There is no work like wet work.

Three ways are a trap, man.

[Adios]

Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.

Blarg.  That sounds like work.

There is no work like wet work.

Three ways are a trap, man.

You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.

[Don Coyote]

Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.

Blarg.  That sounds like work.

There is no work like wet work.

Three ways are a trap, man.

You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.

At that point you were supposed to seek medical attention about an hour ago.

[Doktor Howl]

Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.

Blarg.  That sounds like work.

There is no work like wet work.

Three ways are a trap, man.

You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.

You want to hear the horrible fucking truth about 3-ways?

I mean, I'm not above wrecking ANY dream.

[Adios]

Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.

Blarg.  That sounds like work.

There is no work like wet work.

Three ways are a trap, man.

You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.

You want to hear the horrible fucking truth about 3-ways?

I mean, I'm not above wrecking ANY dream.

I STILL HAVE THIS DREAM, PLEASE TO STFU.

[Doktor Howl]

Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.

Blarg.  That sounds like work.

There is no work like wet work.

Three ways are a trap, man.

You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.

You want to hear the horrible fucking truth about 3-ways?

I mean, I'm not above wrecking ANY dream.

I STILL HAVE THIS DREAM, PLEASE TO STFU.

Okay.  Anytime you change your mind, let me know, because I have this great big fucking bag full of inconvenient facts here.

[Adios]

Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.

Blarg.  That sounds like work.

There is no work like wet work.

Three ways are a trap, man.

You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.

You want to hear the horrible fucking truth about 3-ways?

I mean, I'm not above wrecking ANY dream.

I STILL HAVE THIS DREAM, PLEASE TO STFU.

Okay.  Anytime you change your mind, let me know, because I have this great big fucking bag full of inconvenient facts here.

I just want to do Gretchen.