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UN Appoints Alien Diplomat

Started by Suu, September 27, 2010, 01:18:33 PM

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Suu

September 27, 2010, 01:18:33 PM
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/breaking-news/un-to-appoint-earth-contact-for-aliens/story-e6freuyi-1225929498742

QuoteTHE United Nations was set today to appoint an obscure Malaysian astrophysicist to act as Earth’s first contact for any aliens that may come visiting.

Mazlan Othman, the head of the UN's little-known Office for Outer Space Affairs (Unoosa), is to describe her potential new role next week at a scientific conference at the Royal Society's Kavli conference centre in Buckinghamshire.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#1
September 27, 2010, 01:34:34 PM
Well, I imagine she always wanted to have a stellar career. 

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#2
September 27, 2010, 01:54:47 PM
If this goes through, she could become quite the starlet.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Remington

#3
September 27, 2010, 04:49:31 PM
Wow. Now there's a career that's out of this world.
Is it plugged in?

Doktor Howl

#4
September 27, 2010, 04:55:36 PM
They should give me that job.

I'll give those bug-eyed freaks what-for!
Molon Lube

tyrannosaurus vex

#5
September 27, 2010, 05:00:07 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 27, 2010, 01:34:34 PM
Well, I imagine she always wanted to have a stellar career. 


Quote from: Doktor Princess on September 27, 2010, 01:54:47 PM
If this goes through, she could become quite the starlet.
Quote from: Remington on September 27, 2010, 04:49:31 PM
Wow. Now there's a career that's out of this world.

You people should work in local TV news.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Doktor Howl

#6
September 27, 2010, 05:03:17 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 27, 2010, 05:00:07 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 27, 2010, 01:34:34 PM
Well, I imagine she always wanted to have a stellar career. 


Quote from: Doktor Princess on September 27, 2010, 01:54:47 PM
If this goes through, she could become quite the starlet.
Quote from: Remington on September 27, 2010, 04:49:31 PM
Wow. Now there's a career that's out of this world.

You people should work in local TV news.

No.  Their behavior is sort of excusable here.  If they did this shit on TV, they would deserve the same fate that awaits all those local talking heads.

TV is bad enough without this shit.
Molon Lube

Suu

#7
September 27, 2010, 05:13:44 PM
I had a close encounter with a TV personality once...left me a bit starstruck.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#8
September 27, 2010, 05:18:28 PM
I've been on the local news on a couple of occasions.  My most notable appearance was back in the retail-hell days when I was one of the obligatory Black Friday interviews.  I played it pretty straight though. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jenne

#9
September 28, 2010, 01:45:13 PM
YAY LIAM!

(sorry, I got excited seeing Liam back here...)

Cain

#10
September 28, 2010, 04:55:38 PM
I am outraged that they are not appointing an alien as a diplomat.  This is shameless speciesism.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#11
September 28, 2010, 05:58:15 PM
This thread made me
:?
:argh!:
:lulz:
:thumb:

Roaring Biscuit!

#12
September 28, 2010, 06:15:49 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 27, 2010, 05:18:28 PM
I've been on the local news on a couple of occasions.  My most notable appearance was back in the retail-hell days when I was one of the obligatory Black Friday interviews.  I played it pretty straight though. 

Why the fuck aren't there any puns in this post!?

AFK

#13
September 28, 2010, 06:45:49 PM
I'm sick.  Again.  Woo hoo!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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