UN Appoints Alien Diplomat

[Suu]

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/breaking-news/un-to-appoint-earth-contact-for-aliens/story-e6freuyi-1225929498742

THE United Nations was set today to appoint an obscure Malaysian astrophysicist to act as Earth’s first contact for any aliens that may come visiting.

Mazlan Othman, the head of the UN's little-known Office for Outer Space Affairs (Unoosa), is to describe her potential new role next week at a scientific conference at the Royal Society's Kavli conference centre in Buckinghamshire.

[AFK]

Well, I imagine she always wanted to have a stellar career. 

[Suu]

If this goes through, she could become quite the starlet.

[Remington]

Wow. Now there's a career that's out of this world.

[Doktor Howl]

They should give me that job.

I'll give those bug-eyed freaks what-for!

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Well, I imagine she always wanted to have a stellar career. 

If this goes through, she could become quite the starlet.

Wow. Now there's a career that's out of this world.

You people should work in local TV news.

[Doktor Howl]

Well, I imagine she always wanted to have a stellar career. 

If this goes through, she could become quite the starlet.

Wow. Now there's a career that's out of this world.

You people should work in local TV news.

No.  Their behavior is sort of excusable here.  If they did this shit on TV, they would deserve the same fate that awaits all those local talking heads.

TV is bad enough without this shit.

[Suu]

I had a close encounter with a TV personality once...left me a bit starstruck.

[AFK]

I've been on the local news on a couple of occasions.  My most notable appearance was back in the retail-hell days when I was one of the obligatory Black Friday interviews.  I played it pretty straight though. 

[Jenne]

YAY LIAM!

(sorry, I got excited seeing Liam back here...)

[Cain]

I am outraged that they are not appointing an alien as a diplomat.  This is shameless speciesism.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

This thread made me

[Roaring Biscuit!]

I've been on the local news on a couple of occasions.  My most notable appearance was back in the retail-hell days when I was one of the obligatory Black Friday interviews.  I played it pretty straight though. 

Why the fuck aren't there any puns in this post!?

[AFK]

I'm sick.  Again.  Woo hoo!