Something I've noticed:

[Doktor Howl]

Nothing bad can happen to me when Bob Seger is on the radio.

Something bad always happens when Elvis is on the radio, but I don't care.

I WANT something bad to happen when Taylor Swift is on the radio, but it never does.

[Freeky]

Was Taylor Swift just on?

[Doktor Howl]

Was Taylor Swift just on?

For a moment.

Now my radio doesn't work.  But that's not a bad thing.

[Freeky]

Was Taylor Swift just on?

For a moment.

Now my radio doesn't work.  But that's not a bad thing.

Did you break it?

[Doktor Howl]

Was Taylor Swift just on?

For a moment.

Now my radio doesn't work.  But that's not a bad thing.

Did you break it?

No.

My hammer broke it.

[Freeky]

Was Taylor Swift just on?

For a moment.

Now my radio doesn't work.  But that's not a bad thing.

Did you break it?

No.

My hammer broke it.

That's like saying The Meathammah beats you, not me.

[Doktor Howl]

Was Taylor Swift just on?

For a moment.

Now my radio doesn't work.  But that's not a bad thing.

Did you break it?

No.

My hammer broke it.

That's like saying The Meathammah beats you, not me.

It was a reflex thing.

[Adios]

Was Taylor Swift just on?

For a moment.

Now my radio doesn't work.  But that's not a bad thing.

Did you break it?

No.

My hammer broke it.

I don't blame your hammer.

[Freeky]

Was Taylor Swift just on?

For a moment.

Now my radio doesn't work.  But that's not a bad thing.

Did you break it?

No.

My hammer broke it.

That's like saying The Meathammah beats you, not me.

It was a reflex thing.

ITS TOTALLY A REFLEX THING WHEN I BEAT YOU. ITS REFLEXIVE LIKE DOING DRUGS CU ITS SO ENJOYABLE!

[Doktor Howl]

Was Taylor Swift just on?

For a moment.

Now my radio doesn't work.  But that's not a bad thing.

Did you break it?

No.

My hammer broke it.

That's like saying The Meathammah beats you, not me.

It was a reflex thing.

ITS TOTALLY A REFLEX THING WHEN I BEAT YOU. ITS REFLEXIVE LIKE DOING DRUGS CU ITS SO ENJOYABLE!

No, for real.  I didn't even think about it.  I heard the "teardrops on my guitar" thing, and before I even thought about it, I'd reached in my desk drawer, grabbed the blacksmith's mallet, and dealt out justice.

[Freeky]

Was Taylor Swift just on?

For a moment.

Now my radio doesn't work.  But that's not a bad thing.

Did you break it?

No.

My hammer broke it.

That's like saying The Meathammah beats you, not me.

It was a reflex thing.

ITS TOTALLY A REFLEX THING WHEN I BEAT YOU. ITS REFLEXIVE LIKE DOING DRUGS CU ITS SO ENJOYABLE!

No, for real.  I didn't even think about it.  I heard the "teardrops on my guitar" thing, and before I even thought about it, I'd reached in my desk drawer, grabbed the blacksmith's mallet, and dealt out justice.

That's amazing.

[Cain]

Did I mention the time I spent three hours having to listen to the same Taylor Swift song over and over and over again?

I may not have done because afterwards I'm pretty sure I bought an overpriced bottle of scotch and drank the whole damn thing, and then curled up in a ball on the floor.

[Adios]

Did I mention the time I spent three hours having to listen to the same Taylor Swift song over and over and over again?

I may not have done because afterwards I'm pretty sure I bought an overpriced bottle of scotch and drank the whole damn thing, and then curled up in a ball on the floor.

You must have pissed off the Queen.

[Cain]

Worse, I was in a music class and it was the song we were teaching them to sing for that day.  I believe they inflicted it on a crowd at the Montreux Jazz Festival though, which I was not present at, a thought which gives me some comfort that I did not suffer alone.

[Adios]

Worse, I was in a music class and it was the song we were teaching them to sing for that day.  I believe they inflicted it on a crowd at the Montreux Jazz Festival though, which I was not present at, a thought which gives me some comfort that I did not suffer alone.

Good grief, i don't know how you stood it.