News:

TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

Main Menu

Unlimited Ruby Appreciation Thread

Started by Ruby, September 24, 2010, 12:33:39 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

Dysfunctional Cunt

I texted the #1 son I was hungry, he said he would get food.....  I'm really hoping it isn't a fucking gas station hot dog and chips.   :argh!:

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:03:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:01:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:01:13 PM
I just had some holy sex beef, divine apple pie, and some croutons slathered in ranch dressing. It was a tasty lunch.

:argh!:  <--- transparent jealousy.

I know you can't the beef, but I still gots pie that needs eating up. You want a slice later?

1/2 slice, please.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Charley Brown on September 24, 2010, 07:02:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 06:59:50 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 24, 2010, 06:58:27 PM
El Whoppo Burger and fries from Bobby T's. Burns so fucking good.

:crankey:

You don't need that shit.

Dude, jalapenos, pepperjack cheese, mushrooms, onions....BURP

Arteries.

Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:06:16 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:03:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:01:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:01:13 PM
I just had some holy sex beef, divine apple pie, and some croutons slathered in ranch dressing. It was a tasty lunch.

:argh!:  <--- transparent jealousy.

I know you can't the beef, but I still gots pie that needs eating up. You want a slice later?

1/2 slice, please.

:) No problem. Also chickens?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:07:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:06:16 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:03:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:01:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:01:13 PM
I just had some holy sex beef, divine apple pie, and some croutons slathered in ranch dressing. It was a tasty lunch.

:argh!:  <--- transparent jealousy.

I know you can't the beef, but I still gots pie that needs eating up. You want a slice later?

1/2 slice, please.

:) No problem. Also chickens?

Very yes.  :banana:
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:07:36 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:07:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:06:16 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:03:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:01:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:01:13 PM
I just had some holy sex beef, divine apple pie, and some croutons slathered in ranch dressing. It was a tasty lunch.

:argh!:  <--- transparent jealousy.

I know you can't the beef, but I still gots pie that needs eating up. You want a slice later?

1/2 slice, please.

:) No problem. Also chickens?

Very yes.  :banana:

:mrgreen: I'ma feed you up GOOD!

Jenne

Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 24, 2010, 07:04:56 PM
I texted the #1 son I was hungry, he said he would get food.....  I'm really hoping it isn't a fucking gas station hot dog and chips.   :argh!:

Text him back and say: no gas wieners n chips

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Jenne on September 24, 2010, 07:14:49 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 24, 2010, 07:04:56 PM
I texted the #1 son I was hungry, he said he would get food.....  I'm really hoping it isn't a fucking gas station hot dog and chips.   :argh!:

Text him back and say: no gas wieners n chips

:lulz:

I just got specific and told him to go get me some falafel from the greek place and that will come with their eggplant dip and a couple of grilled pitas and god I'm starving what the fuck is taking him so long????

Jenne

Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 24, 2010, 07:20:01 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 24, 2010, 07:14:49 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 24, 2010, 07:04:56 PM
I texted the #1 son I was hungry, he said he would get food.....  I'm really hoping it isn't a fucking gas station hot dog and chips.   :argh!:

Text him back and say: no gas wieners n chips

:lulz:

I just got specific and told him to go get me some falafel from the greek place and that will come with their eggplant dip and a couple of grilled pitas and god I'm starving what the fuck is taking him so long????

...maybe he went to Greece to get it?

Baba ghanoush sounds yummy right now.

Freeky

The crap that has accumulated in my rotten tooth smells like shit. Literally. :vom:

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:33:47 PM
The crap that has accumulated in my rotten tooth smells like shit. Literally. :vom:

You were supposed to get that dealt with, Freeky.

Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:35:02 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:33:47 PM
The crap that has accumulated in my rotten tooth smells like shit. Literally. :vom:

You were supposed to get that dealt with, Freeky.



I hate getting teeth pulled. This next one is going to be even worse, considering how bad the last one was to get out, and this one is even further back.

Adios


Ruby

"I think I should warn you that I am, in fact, a librarian."
--Noah Wyle as Flynn, in The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:36:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 07:35:02 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 24, 2010, 07:33:47 PM
The crap that has accumulated in my rotten tooth smells like shit. Literally. :vom:

You were supposed to get that dealt with, Freeky.



I hate getting teeth pulled. This next one is going to be even worse, considering how bad the last one was to get out, and this one is even further back.

The antibodies that the human body generates to combat the staph variant that causes tooth decay can damage your heart.

I kinda like your heart the way it is.
Molon Lube