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Started by East Coast Hustle, September 24, 2010, 04:51:42 AM

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East Coast Hustle

In all honesty though, there is a cultural and religious aspect to dredlocks that, by definition, white people are excluded from. Unless they're Rastafarians. Which is a black power movement. But, you know, I'm sure they look really edgy.
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East Coast Hustle

I suppose that at this point, I should add that black people who dress like thugs also look really stupid with dreds. It's not strictly a racial thing.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Phox

Mmm, at least the thugs have the natural hair texture to pull it off though.

Cramulus

I must have missed the memo that you're supposed to pick a hair style for cultural or religious reasons.




Phox

So, now I gotta ask. What's the official hairstlye of Irish-American Taoist/Discordians?

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Cramulus on September 24, 2010, 03:19:07 PM
I must have missed the memo that you're supposed to pick a hair style for cultural or religious reasons.





It's obviously not required. White people with dreds are free to look as stupid as they want. Frankly I think it looks stupid outside of any cultural context, I was just trying to provide some additional context for the existence of the hairstyle we're discussing.

I mean, you don't have to be an orthodox jew to have sidelocks either.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Adios

my pubes have orthodox sidelocks

Disco Pickle

Quote from: Charley Brown on September 24, 2010, 03:51:05 PM
my pubes have orthodox sidelocks

:argh!:

once again, with the visuals.

wait..  no..  can't see it.

it's probably for the best.
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East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Charley Brown on September 24, 2010, 03:51:05 PM
my pubes have orthodox sidelocks

mine are a mohawk. Not a wussy suburban soccerthug mohawk, more like the bad guy in The Road Warrior mohawk.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Adios

Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 24, 2010, 03:59:38 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 24, 2010, 03:51:05 PM
my pubes have orthodox sidelocks

mine are a mohawk. Not a wussy suburban soccerthug mohawk, more like the bad guy in The Road Warrior mohawk.

my ass has a mullett

the last yatto

Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 24, 2010, 02:46:58 PM
Like cornrows. How hilarious do white people look with cornrows?

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Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 24, 2010, 02:46:58 PM
Like cornrows. How hilarious do white people look with cornrows?

I am Jack's lack of suprise most of you didn't see Sir Edward on the Daily show recently

:lulz:

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We all have our cross to bear.

So would you say that having dredlocks makes someone pretty fly for a white guy?

No. It only worked on Dexter. Of course, I was 8, so I didn't even know what the hell that meant.

8? In 1996?

Fuuuuuuuuuuck.



-Suu
Throws her dentures at you

I was 6. :lol:

:x

Awww Suu, s'ok, I was 28 in '96 with 2 kids by the end of the year.... 


Oh god  :x

I was 15. We can both throw our dentures at Suu.
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Quote from: Cramulus on September 24, 2010, 03:19:07 PM
I must have missed the memo that you're supposed to pick a hair style for cultural or religious reasons.





Try picturing a black man with a mullet
    \
:mullet:
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Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Adios

Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 25, 2010, 12:52:18 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 24, 2010, 03:19:07 PM
I must have missed the memo that you're supposed to pick a hair style for cultural or religious reasons.





Try picturing a black man with a mullet
    \
:mullet:

I have a vision........

MICHAEL JACKSON!!!

Oh, wait, you didn't say white woman.