More than everything you wanted to know about semen

Started by Telarus, September 24, 2010, 06:33:41 AM

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Telarus

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Indeed! I had read a few years back on semen being found to be a natural antidepressant (or, perhaps, lack of semen being a natural depressant) but that article was a bit more informative.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Telarus

I have a feeling that this biochemistry underlies a lot of the semen ingesting practices of ritual magick and tantra.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Telarus on September 24, 2010, 06:45:12 AM
I have a feeling that this biochemistry underlies a lot of the semen ingesting practices of ritual magick and tantra.

Totally makes sense!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Telarus

And the end of the article is totally right. I had an overwhelming urge to make a bad joke about carrying not one, but TWO pharmacies around in my pants. I swear I fought the urge for as long as I could.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Telarus on September 24, 2010, 07:07:42 AM
And the end of the article is totally right. I had an overwhelming urge to make a bad joke about carrying not one, but TWO pharmacies around in my pants. I swear I fought the urge for as long as I could.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Brotep

Heh, when I was in college one of my neighbors had a similar article up on his door. It concluded that women should give more blowjobs.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 24, 2010, 02:10:31 PM
Heh, when I was in college one of my neighbors had a similar article up on his door. It concluded that women should give more blowjobs.

The funny thing is that I know the article you're talking about, which is a total hoax, but the part that's amusing is its similarity to the actual science that was done later.

I'm using this article to leverage for a cessation of condom use, in my personal situation. I kinda feel like after six months, if we both check out clean and plan to be together for a while, there is no real reason I should be deprived of the health benefits of semen.  8)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."