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This is a very important choice

Started by Cramulus, September 26, 2010, 05:05:12 AM

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Pick one

A spanking (giving)
12 (27.9%)
A spanking (receiving)
17 (39.5%)
potato chips
14 (32.6%)

Total Members Voted: 43

Cramulus

The government wants to know

Jasper

Hmm, I voted chips, but I just realized I have tender gums at the moment so perhaps a spanking would be preferable. 

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

i almost want to put potato chips, but i actually ate some since the last poll so the craving is no longer there and i feel really fat for eating them.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

alright i voted. SMACK MAH ASS, BITCHES!

Triple Zero

Is spanking here specifically meant in the sexual context of the word?

I wasn't sure and voted potato chips to be on the safe side.

That's the point of these choices threads, isn't it?

However, the more I try to imagine it, I really can't imagine any sexual situation with me in it where spanking wouldn't be an immediate turn-off. If I were receiving I'd be shocked, if I were handing it out I would wonder just WTF I'd be doing. Both cases the mood would be gone.

To each their own, I guess.

UNLESS the potato chips are ALSO in a sexual context. In that case I'd start handing out the spanking yelling GTFO OUT OF MY BED YOU'RE GETTING CRUMBLES EVERYWHERE
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Ruby

I completely dislike getting my ass smacked...there's nothing sexy about it.  :kingmeh: However, discipline is discipline and if he's bad, I'll smack HIS ass.  :mrgreen:
"I think I should warn you that I am, in fact, a librarian."
--Noah Wyle as Flynn, in The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice

bds

and all 3 horses are neck and neck at the first corner

Triple Zero

Quote from: Ruby on September 26, 2010, 01:17:48 PM
I completely dislike getting my ass smacked...there's nothing sexy about it.  :kingmeh: However, discipline is discipline and if he's bad, I'll smack HIS ass.  :mrgreen:

RUBY NOBODY WAS ASKING YOU

also

THOSE WERE COMPLETE SENTENCES, YOU'RE FALLING OUT OF CHCRATCTERR
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Payne

I like all three equally. I voted Spanking (Giving), to tie them up on 4 each.

That is all.

Cain

I liked this thread more when I had to make a very important choise

Ruby

Triplezero - I was PMed, so go flap your lips elsewhere and on someone else. :p
"I think I should warn you that I am, in fact, a librarian."
--Noah Wyle as Flynn, in The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice

Cain

Yeah Trip, stop flapping your lips with your, uh, writing, and stuff.  Just stop it.

Payne

That's Trip. He spends all his time on this forum reading what other people write. And then typing shit to other people. What an asshole.

Cain

More importantly, he's flapping his lips in order to use his keyboard.

Sounds kinda....dirty.  Almost robosexual.

Payne

Well, it may be dirty in one sense. But he'll have a cleaner keyboard than I do.

Even though I don't fap all up on mine anymore.