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This is a very important choice

Started by Cramulus, September 26, 2010, 05:05:12 AM

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A spanking (giving)
12 (27.9%)
A spanking (receiving)
17 (39.5%)
potato chips
14 (32.6%)

Total Members Voted: 43

Ruby

Perhaps I'm not the only gobbler of cocks, then, eh?

:flapaway:
"I think I should warn you that I am, in fact, a librarian."
--Noah Wyle as Flynn, in The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice

Payne

Quote from: Ruby on September 26, 2010, 04:19:54 PM
Perhaps I'm not the only gobbler of cocks, then, eh?

:flapaway:

I tried it once.

Once only.

Ruby

Pphffft! Just once?!

Aye, your still green. :mrgreen:

Perhaps this halloween's costume won't be the Harley Quinn at all, perhaps I'll go as the green cock gobbler...with triplezero trailing behind on his dog chain.
"I think I should warn you that I am, in fact, a librarian."
--Noah Wyle as Flynn, in The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice

Babes in Tongland

Go on. Look at me. Look at my eyes. I'll kill you. Sometimes I stand in front of the mirror and my eyes get bigger and bigger. And I'm like a tiger. I like tigers. Rrrrah!


Salty

Oh I'm a givin'. There needs to be a Spank-o-Gram service. A Singing Spank-o-Gram service.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Alty on September 26, 2010, 07:52:07 PM
Oh I'm a givin'. There needs to be a Spank-o-Gram service. A Singing Spank-o-Gram service.
:fap:

Babes in Tongland

Quote from: Alty on September 26, 2010, 07:52:07 PM
Oh I'm a givin'. There needs to be a Spank-o-Gram service. A Singing Spank-o-Gram service.

I am owed 25 birthday spankings from....someone
Go on. Look at me. Look at my eyes. I'll kill you. Sometimes I stand in front of the mirror and my eyes get bigger and bigger. And I'm like a tiger. I like tigers. Rrrrah!

Salty

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A fully satisfied customer. Everytime.


I wonder if we could run this as a 501(k)...
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Alty on September 26, 2010, 10:55:19 PM
LOOK NO FURTHER! We have a vast array of pricing plans and personal options!






A fully satisfied customer. Everytime.


I wonder if we could run this as a 501(k)...


Oh dear god.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Ruby

Hahaha, gotta love the balance.

This forum provokes an out-of-character perverseness from me.

Aye. Gonna leave this here and just stuff my trap with popcorn for a while.

(And taking notes, btw, as to who is gettin'.) :mrgreen:
"I think I should warn you that I am, in fact, a librarian."
--Noah Wyle as Flynn, in The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice

Nurse Enabler

I am definitely for giving the spanking. Doktor Howl sometimes needs a spanking. Especially with Hammers. :D
Tell me you love me.  Don't make me get the box cutters.

Babes in Tongland

Quote from: Alty on September 26, 2010, 10:55:19 PM
LOOK NO FURTHER! We have a vast array of pricing plans and personal options!






A fully satisfied customer. Everytime.


I wonder if we could run this as a 501(k)...



UNF
Go on. Look at me. Look at my eyes. I'll kill you. Sometimes I stand in front of the mirror and my eyes get bigger and bigger. And I'm like a tiger. I like tigers. Rrrrah!

LMNO